# Ask Michael Ellis³ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2003, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010 "2003-08-09T11:45:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/61 "2003-08-16T02:58:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\* > > I’d suggest putting slices of smoked imported gouda cheese on the ritz, myself. > > Other than that, what is the interior of the limo like? > \*\* I lined it with mink fur, dyed bright purple. My seats are also made of authentic mongoose/lycra blend fibres sewed onto rhino hide with leopard print phoenix feathers. The wine cooler is stocked with only the rarest and best premium '97 liquor store brands. Also, dead souls(mostly damned, some I got in a poker game) are forever imprinted on the walls and floors, screaming to be let go. I don’t get what the problem is. 😕 Also, will their be a 4th thread?(Micheal Ellis goes Forth?) Do you have questions for the bisexual male teenager? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/62 "2003-08-16T03:04:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aslan of Narnia \* > \*\*I lined it with mink fur, dyed bright purple. My seats are also made of authentic mongoose/lycra blend fibres sewed onto rhino hide with leopard print phoenix feathers. The wine cooler is stocked with only the rarest and best premium '97 liquor store brands. > > Also, dead souls(mostly damned, some I got in a poker game) are forever imprinted on the walls and floors, screaming to be let go. > > I don’t get what the problem is. 😕 \*\* Tone it down a bit. How about a plain black leather interior? > [@](#): > > **Also, will their be a 4th thread?(Micheal Ellis goes Forth?)** Probably. > [@](#): > > \*\*Do you have questions for the bisexual male teenager? \*\* What is your quest? ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/63 "2003-08-31T01:58:04Z")
What is your favorite color? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/64 "2003-08-31T02:28:10Z")
Ah, a 1920s style death ray. ---
**Author:** ![nitroglycerine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@nitroglycerine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nitroglycerine)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/65 "2003-08-31T02:54:48Z")
Which is worse the itching or the burning? Why is Fred Durst famous? Mortica Adams or Lily Munster? How does Columbia House turn a profit when nobody actually orders anything after they recieve their introductory pacage? Why isn’t Paul Harvey dead yet? Why didn’t you do a Google search on Supermans Pre-crisis pets? Didn’t you even wonder whether the poster was asking about Earth 1 Superman or Earth 2 Superman? Why Wasn’t the Bizzaro Superman represented in the Crisis Series? Will you Google that question for me? Jon ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/66 "2003-08-31T03:38:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Blackeyes \* > \*\*What is your favorite color? \*\* Blue. No Gree – AAAAAAAGGHHH!!! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010/67 "2003-08-31T03:44:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by nitroglycerine \* > \*\*Which is worse the itching or the burning? \*\* The commercials for the cure. \*\* > [@](#): > > Why is Fred Durst famous?\*\* He sold his sold, but forgot to ask for talent. \*\* > [@](#): > > Mortica Adams or Lily Munster?\*\* Jean Harlow. \*\* > [@](#): > > How does Columbia House turn a profit when nobody actually orders anything after they recieve their introductory pacage?\*\* They have the dreaded Greenspan version of the _Necronomicon_. \*\* [/QUOTE] Why isn’t Paul Harvey dead yet?\*\* [/QUOTE] Because he’s an android from the future. \*\* > [@](#): > > Why didn’t you do a Google search on Supermans Pre-crisis pets? \*\* Because I’m really not interested in it. \*\* > [@](#): > > Didn’t you even wonder whether the poster was asking about Earth 1 Superman or Earth 2 Superman? \*\* What? \*\* > [@](#): > > Why Wasn’t the Bizzaro Superman represented in the Crisis Series? Will you Google that question for me?\*\* No. I don’t like superheroes. \*\* > [@](#): > > Jon \*\* Michael [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-michael-ellis/194010.md?page=3)