# Ask Peter Morris if he is a Liar or a Troll or just tell him. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 29, 2006, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359 "2006-10-29T21:12:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2006, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/201 "2006-10-30T15:34:39Z")
[QUOTE=Left Hand of Dorkness] If not, why not? [/QUOTE] Beacause they are all lying morons who suck Randi’s cock. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2006, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/202 "2006-10-30T15:38:06Z")
[QUOTE=Peter Morris] I’m done here. [/QUOTE] Well Son Of A Bitch. This just tears it. Now I gotta go outside and paint the fucking house. Thanks a lot, Peter. Thanks a whole fucking lot. If you coulda hung in there just a little longer, maybe a thunderstorm would have blown by. Maybe the temperature would have dropped 50 degrees or so. Maybe one of my Jack Russells, who pretty much divide their time between eating, sleeping, and digging holes in my back yard, would finally have tapped into one of those underground rivers, and I would be mailing my application in to the JREF. But no. It’s all about you, isn’t it, **Peter**? No thoughts at all for the Mindless Minions of Randi. Without you, what are we to do? Where are we to go? How will we find direction in our lives? You realize I am going to have to get up on the roof to paint the siding, right? **Peter**? **Peter**? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2006, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/203 "2006-10-30T15:52:46Z")
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal] You realize I am going to have to get up on the roof to paint the siding, right? QUOTE]When you’re done sucking Randi’s cock, yes. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2006, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/204 "2006-10-30T16:04:07Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout] When you’re done sucking Randi’s cock, yes. [/QUOTE] No-one ever gets done sucking Randi’s cock. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2006, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/205 "2006-10-30T16:07:21Z")
[QUOTE=Priceguy] No-one ever gets done sucking Randi’s cock. [/QUOTE] Speak for yourself. Oh, you have your mouth full. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Anduril](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Anduril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anduril)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2006, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/206 "2006-10-30T16:07:23Z")
Peter Morris: _mwhatm?_ Fall in line, buddy! I’m not finished… ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2006, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/207 "2006-10-30T16:12:21Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout] [QUOTE=Contrapuntal] You realize I am going to have to get up on the roof to paint the siding, right? QUOTE]When you’re done sucking Randi’s cock, yes. [/QUOTE] Hey, I could probably do it from up there. All-wise All-powerful Randi is a mighty might man. Many’s the time I’ve reached for the garden hose only to find that yet another opportunity to serve my master has arisen, so to speak. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/208 "2006-10-30T16:31:23Z")
So much for \*\*Peter Morris \*\* leaving insults aside. Not replying to him, but I can say that once again I can spot assholery a mile away. Suffice to say that it is sad to confirm that he can not even keep track of a typed discussion and still dares to try to teach grandma to suck eggs, but speaking of sucking 🙂 , I do think Randi is a bit of an asshole too; but he has evidence to show the other side is even worse. And here, in the last days, we have the evidence too of how they create fake Greek style paradoxes that they ignore will evaporate once independent mediation enters into the mix. In other words, AFAICR, once a Randi challenge is accepted, whatever stupid semantics that were involved before would be taken care off in this stage. I predict this loser will fail even this first step. Those who dismiss Randi, even skeptical groups, forget that sometimes a guy like that is needed in the fight against ignorance, I have the strong educated guess that if it was not for the in your face methods of Harry Houdini and others, we could had been discussing today in the SDMB the insidious influence of Spiritualism rather that the weak influence of Scientology. And with that note, I consider this roast done. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2006, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/209 "2006-10-30T16:33:25Z")
Looks like things are petering out (ha!), so I think it’s time to close this trainwreck of a thread. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2006, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/210 "2006-10-30T16:35:00Z")
**Gifaffe** , is it too late to mention that **Peter** felches goats? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359.md?page=10)