# Ask Peter Morris if he is a Liar or a Troll or just tell him.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 29, 2006, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359 "2006-10-29T21:12:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/21 "2006-10-29T21:43:37Z")

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[QUOTE=samclem]  
A delusional person would not think that his statements were lies. Perhaps you perceived them as such, but he might not.  
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Is he delusional about **everything**? Because he’s made misstatements about multiple topics, ranging from whether he’d answered a question to what my motives for asking were to whether Randi had said that water flowed underground. His misstatements always serve to paint him in a good light and anyone who disagrees with him in a bad light.

It’s possible that he has a massive delusion that causes him to unconsciously make misstatements on a variety of topics if he senses that the truth on those topics ultimately will undermine his delusion. But that’s just crazy.

Daniel

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/22 "2006-10-29T21:43:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Larry Borgia]  
That being said **Peter’s** obsession with Randi–25 years running IIRC–is pretty out there.  
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_25 years_? I had no clue about that. I knew about the last three years or so. If forced to hazard a guess, I would have guessed that Peter wasn’t even old enough to have had an obsession for 25 years.

Wow. Whole new dimensions of crazy.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/23 "2006-10-29T21:47:58Z")

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[QUOTE=Priceguy]  
_25 years_? I had no clue about that. I knew about the last three years or so. If forced to hazard a guess, I would have guessed that Peter wasn’t even old enough to have had an obsession for 25 years.

Wow. Whole new dimensions of crazy.  
[/QUOTE]

Yikes. I’d better emphasize that that’s based on my recollection of an older thread. NB the first I in IIRC. I’m not swearing to that.

Also while I’m here laet me clarify that while Randi can rub me the wrong way, I do appreciate his efforts in the war against BS.

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/24 "2006-10-29T21:48:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Priceguy]  
I don’t know whence his pathological hatred of Randi flows,  
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Underground.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/25 "2006-10-29T21:51:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Colibri]

You’re a festering wart for not giving us a wider range of choices in the first question.  
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[gangster]Why, you dirty boid![/gangster] 🙂

Hard to find a good insulting definition for having an ax to grind. I do remember that when Ben Franklin coined that phrase, it was to describe the profit the guy with the ax had by fooling Ben into sharpen his ax without paying.

This guy IMHO is now, regardless if he is sincere, also sincerely profiting from the discussion.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/26 "2006-10-29T21:56:20Z")

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I vote troll. He was spoiling for a fight in his OP, and then sucessfully baited other posters into getting warned. So, all in all, mission accomplished for him.

Also think he’s a shitforbrains fuckhead.

And I hope the ruse to draw traffic to the website is grounds for banning.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/27 "2006-10-29T21:57:25Z")

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[QUOTE=GIGObuster]  
… **elucidator** : That was too long for Peter, have a heart will you?..  
[/QUOTE]

Yeah, Randi sucks. So do you. Knock it off, be one less.

Better?

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/28 "2006-10-29T22:04:07Z")

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[QUOTE=elucidator]  
Yeah, Randi sucks. So do you. Knock it off, be one less.

Better?  
[/QUOTE]

One less of what? 🙂

Even in the original thread, I made the point that Randi was sucking a little in some quotes, but regarding the other thread, Randi was not wrong at all.

Saying that just that “he suks” is like saying “all politicians lie”. Says something, but not much.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/29 "2006-10-29T22:24:22Z")

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Correction:

[QUOTE=GIGObuster]

Saying just that “he sucks” is like saying “all politicians lie”. Says something, but not much.  
[/QUOTE]

I suck at grammar, but I admitted that before.

Even though it seems \*\*elucidator \*\* is for some reason putting me down, I still like the bloke.

Did I just whoosh him on his last post? 😉

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**Author:** ![Vlad\_Igor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Vlad\_Igor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vlad_Igor)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/30 "2006-10-29T22:39:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Larry Borgia]  
…That being said **Peter’s** obsession with Randi–25 years running IIRC–is pretty out there. Randi is just not that important in the greater scheme of things. I don’t think Peter’s a liar or a troll or even stupid, I just think he’s got a bizarre obsession which he probably doesn’t understand himself.  
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When you define yourself solely by what your _not_, you are forever tied to what you reject. I’d consider this Hell on Earth defined by a cycle you can’t break out of unless you want to lose your identity. I don’t see any solution to **Peter** ’s way of thinking as long as he lives to reject James Randi.

Vlad/Igor

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/31 "2006-10-29T22:42:00Z")

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[QUOTE=GIGObuster]  
Hard to find a good insulting definition for having an ax to grind. I do remember that when Ben Franklin coined that phrase, it was to describe the profit the guy with the ax had by fooling Ben into sharpen his ax without paying.  
[/QUOTE]  
Franklin is misattributed in the coining of that phrase. He didn’t do it. Cites available upon request.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/32 "2006-10-29T22:44:11Z")

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Have folks seen the episode of **Da Ali G** show in which Ali confronts a Creationist? The Creationist says he’ll give ten thousand bucks (or something) to anyone who can prove that he’s descended from a monkey. Ali G says, “Does you like bananas?” The creationist says yes, looking suspicious, and Ali holds out his hand for the money.

Just sayin’.

Daniel

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/33 "2006-10-29T22:49:01Z")

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[QUOTE=samclem]  
Franklin is misattributed in the coining of that phrase. He didn’t do it. Cites available upon request.  
[/QUOTE]

:smack:

(Just curious now on who did it).

In any case, the point remains: any official call on **Peter Morris** sharpening his ax on our time?

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/34 "2006-10-29T22:50:16Z")

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[QUOTE=GIGObuster]  
Even though it seems \*\*elucidator \*\* is for some reason putting me down, I still like the bloke.  
[/QUOTE]  
Actually, I think he was doing as you asked and restating his original post so that **Peter Morris** could understand it.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/35 "2006-10-29T22:56:48Z")

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[QUOTE=waterj2]  
Actually, I think he was doing as you asked and restating his original post so that **Peter Morris** could understand it.  
[/QUOTE]

Whooooooooshed too. 🙂

And for all new posters coming to this roast: please note that the 4 rules in this thread are parodies of the original “rules” in Peter Morris OP in GD.

Fell free to ignore them, you can choose Jerk, Ax grinder, Deluded, etc in your replies describing Peter.

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/36 "2006-10-29T23:16:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Priceguy]  
He’s obviously not telling the _actual_ truth, but I doubt he’s conscious of it, so I wouldn’t call him a liar. I believe he really believes what he’s saying. I don’t know whence his pathological hatred of Randi flows, but powerful and lasting it is.

The saddest part was this: In response to the question “Do you legitimately believe that he will accept your application?”, he answered

[QUOTE=Peter Morris]

That’s up to him. If he doesn’t, then everyone will know that he issues challenges, thenb backs out when people accept. Bang goes his credfibility.

[/quote]

Imagine the kind of person who actually believes this. He actually believes that Randi refusing one application from one random guy who can’t get a single person to agree with his interpretation of a not very important statement will cause Randi’s credibility to go “bang”. Imagine what it’s like inside his head.

I’m sorry, I can’t see anything funny in this. Sorry to bring down the thread.  
[/QUOTE]

I agree.

Peter hates Randi with the heat of a thousand suns.  
He has posted endlessly on the Randi forums, repeating the same flawed argument every time.  
He sets up a website just to prove Randi wrong about anything.  
When he posts here, he sets silly guidelines so he doesn’t have to listen to any opposing point of view.  
If you don’t agree with him, you are a ‘Randi supporter’.

It’s very sad.

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**Author:** ![Vlad\_Igor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Vlad\_Igor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vlad_Igor)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/37 "2006-10-29T23:16:55Z")

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My politmess is my downfall, sometimes.

FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!

…or should that be goat?

Vlad/Igor

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/38 "2006-10-29T23:23:41Z")

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[QUOTE=glee]  
If you don’t agree with him, you are a ‘Randi supporter’.  
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This part is downright scary. He’s convinced himself that there is some monolithic mass of unthinking Randi fans who adore and admire Randi beyond all reason. It doesn’t matter that several of his opponents here have said that they outright dislike Randi; they’re still Randi fans. After all, why else would they oppose Peter, who is obviously correct about everything?

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**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/39 "2006-10-29T23:39:24Z")

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[QUOTE=GIGObuster]  
A Liar or a Troll?  
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Asked and answered. Several times. You don’t agree with the answer. That’s your right. I’m not going to argue.

> [@](#):
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> 1. Ask or tell if you think he is a Liar or a Troll, and nothing else’s. I’m not going to get into any debates about the kumquat size brain he is showing.

Not a question. I’m not going to argue.

> [@](#):
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> 1. I shall respond to belligerence. 🙂

[Partial response on my website](https://www.google.com/adsense/?hl=en_US&sourceid=aso&subid=ww-en_US-et-ads&medium=link)

> [@](#):
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> 1. Don’t ask questions, state your opinion and try to start a debacle.. 🙂

Is this a theory or a statement, and are they the same thing?

> [@](#):
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> 1. Simple responses only, we need it for simple minds. No long, essay type questions, after all, we need to help Peter here. :dubious:

[Response on my website](https://www.google.com/adsense/?hl=en_US&sourceid=aso&subid=ww-en_US-et-ads&medium=link)

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2006, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-peter-morris-if-he-is-a-liar-or-a-troll-or-just-tell-him/378359/40 "2006-10-29T23:39:57Z")

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[QUOTE=GIGObuster]  
…Even though it seems \*\*elucidator \*\* is for some reason putting me down, I still like the bloke.

Did I just whoosh him on his last post? 😉  
[/QUOTE]

Of course I like you, you silly little tit! Christ, what an asshole!

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