# Ask pointless questions. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 26, 2016, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-pointless-questions/753219 "2016-04-26T21:25:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-pointless-questions/753219/141 "2019-11-02T16:41:06Z")
Why do I have to have a handful of grease in my hair to feel just right? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-pointless-questions/753219/142 "2019-11-02T16:59:38Z")
Who, who, who, wrote the book of love?? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-pointless-questions/753219/143 "2019-11-03T02:24:45Z")
Who wants to know? ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-pointless-questions/753219/144 "2019-11-03T02:59:04Z")
Where can I go to get my jeans embroidered in Fullerton? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-pointless-questions/753219/145 "2019-11-03T03:52:01Z")
Where’s Fullerton? ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-pointless-questions/753219/146 "2019-11-03T16:48:47Z")
How full is the town really? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2019, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-pointless-questions/753219/147 "2019-11-03T17:03:18Z")
Do they have a zoo? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-pointless-questions/753219/148 "2019-11-04T12:17:29Z")
Did you ever have to make up your mind? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-pointless-questions/753219/149 "2019-11-04T13:29:56Z")
Why didn’t they name the word/numeral “4” “zubchar” instead? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-pointless-questions/753219/150 "2019-11-04T17:13:08Z")
Why is there a W in two, but not in one? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-pointless-questions/753219/151 "2019-11-04T18:06:55Z")
Which are better erasers or plastic baggies? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-pointless-questions/753219/152 "2019-11-04T20:33:21Z")
Need answer fast? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2019, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-pointless-questions/753219/153 "2019-11-04T22:44:01Z")
Guess what? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-pointless-questions/753219/154 "2019-11-14T08:01:07Z")
Are you asleep? ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-pointless-questions/753219/155 "2019-11-14T10:52:15Z")
What is the surface area of my imaginary balloon? second roundest most pointless question I could think of ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-pointless-questions/753219/156 "2019-11-14T16:01:42Z")
In this or maybe some other timeline? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2019, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-pointless-questions/753219/157 "2019-11-14T16:13:56Z")
Why me? _ **Why not?** _ ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-pointless-questions/753219/158 "2019-11-16T06:13:55Z")
Are you really reading this? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-pointless-questions/753219/159 "2019-11-16T06:16:25Z")
Whachu talkin bout Willis? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2019, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-pointless-questions/753219/160 "2019-11-16T07:12:41Z")
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