# Ask Supernova!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 15, 2008, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471 "2008-05-15T18:38:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/21 "2008-05-15T19:20:26Z")

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Do you think you could acquire enough dark matter to become a super-DUPER-nova?

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/22 "2008-05-15T19:20:58Z")

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[QUOTE=cmyk]  
Oy, don’t get Supernova started…  
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I know how to deal with your type.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/23 "2008-05-15T19:23:15Z")

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Do you drink champagne in the sky?

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/24 "2008-05-15T19:28:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]  
Do you think you could acquire enough dark matter to become a super-DUPER-nova?  
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Yes, Supernova one day wish to be Black Hole. Supernova anemic. Supernova need more iron. But, Supernova think that whole 'nuther thread.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/25 "2008-05-15T19:31:50Z")

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[QUOTE=garygnu]  
Do you drink champagne in the sky?  
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Some day you will find Supernova.  
Caught beneath landslide.  
In champagne Supernova in sky.

Cuz Supernova believe Supernova get away for summer.  
But you and Supernova live and die.  
World still spinning round Supernova don’t know why. Why, why, why, why?

Supernova sad.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/26 "2008-05-15T19:34:14Z")

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_prods Supernova to find out what makes Supernova tick_

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/27 "2008-05-15T19:37:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Angua]  
_prods Supernova to find out what makes Supernova tick_  
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Supernova not like touching! Supernova Angry! Anger makes Supernova destroy another planet!

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/28 "2008-05-15T19:42:09Z")

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Would Supernova like a cookie?

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/29 "2008-05-15T19:42:26Z")

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Go on. I’d like to see you try that exploding lark again. Bet you can’t. You’re exhausted. Spent, as they say.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/30 "2008-05-15T19:44:19Z")

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[QUOTE=Angua]  
I know how to deal with your type.  
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I or II, or both?

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/31 "2008-05-15T19:46:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Sigmagirl]  
Would Supernova like a cookie?  
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Supernova love the cookie. Supernova have good recipe too, y’know?

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**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/32 "2008-05-15T19:49:09Z")

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Do you have Supernova rule 34?

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/33 "2008-05-15T19:49:22Z")

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Who does supernova like in American Idol?

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/34 "2008-05-15T19:51:19Z")

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[QUOTE=Yeticus Rex]  
I or II, or both?  
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Oh both. They only respond to tough love. Unsurprising given the nature of their births.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/35 "2008-05-15T19:52:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Angua]  
Go on. I’d like to see you try that exploding lark again. Bet you can’t. You’re exhausted. Spent, as they say.  
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Supernova like to see you say that when Supernova become Black Hole. Don’t test Supernova!

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/36 "2008-05-15T19:52:32Z")

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Supernova, is the hokey pokey **really** what it’s all about?

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/37 "2008-05-15T19:53:16Z")

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[lolcats] I question the general assertion that supernovae are deficient in the areas of grammar and sentence structure! [/lolcats]

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/38 "2008-05-15T20:03:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Astroboy14]  
Who does supernova like in American Idol?  
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Supernova fan of Carly Smithson. Carly hot as Supernova. _Sigh_ Now Supernova lean toward David Cook.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/39 "2008-05-15T20:04:28Z")

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[QUOTE=tdn]  
Supernova, is the hokey pokey **really** what it’s all about?  
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Affirmative. Supernova puts in whole self and shakes all about.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/40 "2008-05-15T20:06:03Z")

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[QUOTE=cmyk]  
Supernova like to see you say that when Supernova become Black Hole. Don’t test Supernova!  
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Pfffft. Neutron star. 😛

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