# Ask Supernova!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 15, 2008, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471 "2008-05-15T18:38:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/41 "2008-05-15T20:13:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Angua]  
Pfffft. Neutron star. 😛  
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Supernova not accept that! Supernova Angry!

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/42 "2008-05-15T20:16:23Z")

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Supernova, why should we care?

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/43 "2008-05-15T20:18:31Z")

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[QUOTE=cmyk]  
Supernova not accept that! Supernova Angry!  
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Maybe if you’re good, you’ll eventually become a [pulsar](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulsar) with huge electromagnetic jets…

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/44 "2008-05-15T20:24:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Mr Bus Guy]  
Supernova, why should we care?  
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Supernova thinks that bad attitude. Supernova suggests attitude adjustment. And maybe treat yourself to a cuppa or a nice hot bath, sometimes a little creature comfort can go a long way toward renewing your body and mind.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/45 "2008-05-15T20:26:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Angua]  
Maybe if you’re good, you’ll eventually become a [pulsar](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulsar) with huge electromagnetic jets…  
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Hmm, Now that you mention it, Supernova wouldn’t mind huge electromagnetic jets. Supernova adjusts Supernova’s aspirations to something more realistic. Supernova open to change.

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**Author:** ![Elysium](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3be4f8/32.png) [@Elysium](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysium)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/46 "2008-05-15T20:28:16Z")

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Does Santa bring Supernova Christmas gifts? Or is Supernova on the naughty list?

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/47 "2008-05-15T20:28:45Z")

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[QUOTE=cmyk]  
Hmm, Now that you mention it, Supernova wouldn’t mind huge electromagnetic jets. Supernova adjusts Supernova’s aspirations to something more realistic. Supernova open to change.  
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Change is good sometimes Supernova. I know you’re going through a rough time right now, rapidly expanding having just exploded, but being open to change is good…

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/48 "2008-05-15T20:36:41Z")

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[QUOTE=cmyk]  
Supernova thinks that bad attitude. Supernova suggests attitude adjustment. And maybe treat yourself to a cuppa or a nice hot bath, sometimes a little creature comfort can go a long way toward renewing your body and mind.  
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Why Supernova start using articles? Supernova faking speech impediment?

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/49 "2008-05-15T20:37:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Elysium]  
Does Santa bring Supernova Christmas gifts? Or is Supernova on the naughty list?  
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Supernova Angry! Supernova like getting coal. More carbon to burn!

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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/50 "2008-05-15T20:45:07Z")

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Can Supernova get Tommy Lee to introduce me to Pam?

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/51 "2008-05-15T20:47:01Z")

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[QUOTE=tdn]  
Why Supernova start using articles? Supernova faking speech impediment?  
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Listen buddy, don’t blow my cover, Supernova has a good thing going here. Kapeesh? …now if you’ll excuse me… AHEM! Supernova Angry!

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/52 "2008-05-15T20:48:29Z")

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[QUOTE=KRM]  
Can Supernova get Tommy Lee to introduce me to Pam?  
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Negative. Supernova has pissed Tommy off one too many times. Supernova can put in a good word to Kid Rock, However.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/53 "2008-05-15T21:04:58Z")

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Am I detecting a neutrino of jealousy, Supernova…or are you just reaching your Chandrasekhar limit again?

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**Author:** ![Frazzled](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frazzled/32/3368_2.png) [@Frazzled](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frazzled)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/54 "2008-05-15T21:07:31Z")

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Have you ever once considered those around you? If you had shared your gas rather than engorged yourself and consumed it all so quickly then you could have had a nice long life in harmony with your neighbors. You might have even had a happy planet or two to call your own. But no, you had to binge and now you’re going to blow yourself to pieces and make life miserable for those around you. Sure, other stars will notice you flame out but then they’ll laugh about you behind your back. I do hope you are happy.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/55 "2008-05-15T21:25:34Z")

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[QUOTE=tdn]  
Why Supernova start using articles? Supernova faking speech impediment?  
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The real question is, where did Supernova learn to speak English at all?

Is Supernova hooked on phonics?

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/56 "2008-05-15T21:51:35Z")

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Is it true that “Supernova” means “_really_ won’t go” in Spanish, and Supernova had to be renamed for the Mexican market?

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/57 "2008-05-15T22:00:39Z")

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スパーノヴァとGODZILLAとも競争すれば誰がかつと思いますか？

Surely Supernova speak all languages!

Here is hint for all-knowing Supernova: [http://www.csse.monash.edu.au/~jwb/cgi-bin/wwwjdic.cgi?9U](http://www.csse.monash.edu.au/~jwb/cgi-bin/wwwjdic.cgi?9U)

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/58 "2008-05-15T22:21:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Yeticus Rex]  
Am I detecting a neutrino of jealousy, Supernova…or are you just reaching your Chandrasekhar limit again?  
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Supernova have Hawking radiation envy.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/59 "2008-05-15T22:24:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Frazzled]  
Have you ever once considered those around you? If you had shared your gas rather than engorged yourself and consumed it all so quickly then you could have had a nice long life in harmony with your neighbors. You might have even had a happy planet or two to call your own. But no, you had to binge and now you’re going to blow yourself to pieces and make life miserable for those around you. Sure, other stars will notice you flame out but then they’ll laugh about you behind your back. I do hope you are happy.  
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_Sigh_ Supernova so misunderstood. Supernova make new elements. Supernova self-sacrifice. Supernova likes to flame-out. Supernova think there nothing wrong with that. Supernova happy, but so sad.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2008, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-supernova/449471/60 "2008-05-15T22:34:11Z")

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[QUOTE=Colophon]  
Is it true that “Supernova” means “_really_ won’t go” in Spanish, and Supernova had to be renamed for the Mexican market?  
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No.

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