# Ask the 8+ month pregnant lady...or just entertain her with your horror stories **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2006, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-8-month-pregnant-lady-or-just-entertain-her-with-your-horror-stories/349215 "2006-03-20T23:24:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-8-month-pregnant-lady-or-just-entertain-her-with-your-horror-stories/349215/41 "2006-03-22T06:46:41Z")
> [@Dolores Reborn](#): > > My experience with not circumcising: > > My son is now 21 and is NOT happy that I didn’t have him circumcised. He says girls think it’s weird. He’s even considering having it done as an adult. :eek: > > It makes me feel guilty. My reasons were not religious, but just that I couldn’t bear to “mutilate” my boy. And his biological father was uncut. > > Just something to consider from the kid’s point of view… YMMV. At least he has a choice, which he wouldn’t have if you’d had him circumcised as a baby. I hope he does a lot of research before he makes his decision, because if he does go through with it, because there’s no way to get his foreskin back. That would be even worse than getting a tattoo that says “MOOM” or something. And as a girl, I would like to say that foreskins are hot. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-8-month-pregnant-lady-or-just-entertain-her-with-your-horror-stories/349215/42 "2006-03-22T06:50:17Z")
The legend of how the sage Laozi, author of the classic _Dao De Jing_, got his name. It was said that his mother carried him for sixty years, and when he was born he had white hair and a beard. _Lao zi_ means ‘old child’. Something to think about when the pregnancy seems to take too long. ---
**Author:** ![Linear\_Crack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Linear\_Crack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linear_Crack)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-8-month-pregnant-lady-or-just-entertain-her-with-your-horror-stories/349215/43 "2006-03-22T07:03:34Z")
How horny are you? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-8-month-pregnant-lady-or-just-entertain-her-with-your-horror-stories/349215/44 "2006-03-22T12:43:39Z")
> [@Geobabe](#): > > We decided not to have our twin boys circumcised and discovered an unexpected benefit: when they pee, it just flows out instead of doing the dreaded pee fountain. So there’s one good reason not to have it done. 😃 Something I found out, little girls can have a fountain sometimes. This morning at 4:30 she woke up screaming like she’s being killed. So I took her to be changed, took off the diaper, grabed her legs and lifted. We keep the lights low at that time so I had my face down there to see if/how much she had pooped. Well when you lift a girls legs she will pee quite aways. Lucky for me my face was out of the way, but not by much. Don’t forget they can have [projectile poop](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=361729) too. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-8-month-pregnant-lady-or-just-entertain-her-with-your-horror-stories/349215/45 "2006-03-22T14:07:33Z")
Forget about the pregnant belly and horror stories… How is your horse doing!!! Won’t somebody think of the horsies? priorities, man, priorites ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-8-month-pregnant-lady-or-just-entertain-her-with-your-horror-stories/349215/46 "2006-03-22T14:43:32Z")
> [@Linear Crack](#): > > How horny are you? 😛 Now see, you stick out that little tongue in jest, but truth is…my sex drive has at least doubled during this pregnancy. It’s a little tricky now with the big belly, but I’ve wanted it about twice as often as pre-pregnancy (even more often in the earlier months of the pregnancy). Thankfully DeathLlama has no problems bangin’ a pregnant woman. 😉 **Shirely Ujest** …hee hee! We are, indeed, thinking of the horsies. My riding instructor, instead of giving me weekly lessons, now rides Ana twice a week for me just to keep her mind and body fit. She only rides about 15-20min at a time (so the 2x weekly still equals the cost of one 40min riding lesson), but it’s better for Ana to be out twice a week for that length that once a week for longer. The other boarders are helping with the girls’ care when DeathLlama can’t, but most of the time DL is dutifully over there daily, feeding, turning them out in arenas, mucking, picking feet, etc. Some days (like yesterday) my back is feeling strong enough, and I have enough energy, to do some of the less strenuous barn chores myself. I feel bad that the girls aren’t out much, so I’ve been buying horse toys (yes, they have them) to keep them occupied. I really, really miss ridin gthough and can’t wait to get back in the saddle! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-8-month-pregnant-lady-or-just-entertain-her-with-your-horror-stories/349215/47 "2006-03-22T15:42:26Z")
> [@Mirror Image egamI rorriM](#): > > At least he has a choice, which he wouldn’t have if you’d had him circumcised as a baby. I hope he does a lot of research before he makes his decision, because if he does go through with it, because there’s no way to get his foreskin back. That would be even worse than getting a tattoo that says “MOOM” or something. > > And as a girl, I would like to say that foreskins are hot. so, how you doin? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-8-month-pregnant-lady-or-just-entertain-her-with-your-horror-stories/349215/48 "2006-03-22T15:44:21Z")
ha…the google ads are great… “missile defense”? maybe you should have guarded against the “missiles\*” so you wouldn’t get knocked up. google is advocating birth control if you ask me. \*AKA “flying tadpole batter” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-8-month-pregnant-lady-or-just-entertain-her-with-your-horror-stories/349215.md?page=2)