# "Ask the \_\_\_\_\_" threads I hope to never see **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 20, 2002, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-_____-threads-i-hope-to-never-see/144049 "2002-12-20T16:53:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-_____-threads-i-hope-to-never-see/144049/41 "2002-12-21T02:02:00Z")
Ask the Pedophile ---
**Author:** ![BioHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-_____-threads-i-hope-to-never-see/144049/42 "2002-12-21T02:09:59Z")
Tripler you beat me to the l33t post ☹ .yug cixelsyd eht ksA Ask the Sock Puppet. ---
**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-_____-threads-i-hope-to-never-see/144049/43 "2002-12-21T02:10:47Z")
Ask the man who thinks you are educated stupid and can’t compute Nature’s Cubic 4-corner Creation. ---
**Author:** ![BioHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-_____-threads-i-hope-to-never-see/144049/44 "2002-12-21T02:29:48Z")
Chieda al tipo italiano che non può parlare inglese. 01 13 0B 14 08 05 08 05 18 02 19 14 05 07 15 19. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-_____-threads-i-hope-to-never-see/144049/45 "2002-12-21T03:12:26Z")
Ask my sphincter. Ask my horny cat. ---
**Author:** ![SmileyDeath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SmileyDeath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmileyDeath)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-_____-threads-i-hope-to-never-see/144049/46 "2002-12-21T03:25:39Z")
Ask the antichrist Ask the goddamn gay guy 34th edition Esprix is gay, damn it! Any questions? 3rd edition Ask the quadruple amputee ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-_____-threads-i-hope-to-never-see/144049/47 "2002-12-21T03:29:34Z")
**Jake** …unless some brave turdburglar heeds our plea and posts such a thread, we may never know. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-_____-threads-i-hope-to-never-see/144049/48 "2002-12-21T03:30:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Neidhart \* > Ask the Pedophile There was actually a sort of “ask the pedophile” thread in … IMHO? a while back (six months or so, maybe). It got deleted before it got too long, though from what I’ve heard the guy seemed to be legit:( Ask Mark Serlin Ask the guy you can smell through your computer ---
**Author:** ![TigoleBitties](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cab0a1/32.png) [@TigoleBitties](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TigoleBitties)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-_____-threads-i-hope-to-never-see/144049/49 "2002-12-21T03:35:26Z")
Ask the man who waters his lawn daily even though its raining and has a secret fetish to investigate UFO conspiracies and the correlation between nude muggings, soggy cornflake times, and the unbelievable way Liberace was considerted hetero all the while he did the Las Vegas shows dressed in such god awful sequined festooned outfits that the blinding of the old women inevitably caused the old biddies to be unable to play their favorite numbers on the keno machines and of course not notice the rise in shrimp turds in the shrimp cocktails brought about by the overuse of Mr. Zog’s Sex Wax (the best for your stick) being applied on rhino chaser boards in the southern Pacific while low tide brought about the sewer like smell from runoff from overwatering lawns and pesticides flooding into city drainage as he finally realizes that he has come full circle and cannot stop. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-_____-threads-i-hope-to-never-see/144049/50 "2002-12-21T03:43:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cuauhtemoc \* > \*\*Ask a Cro-Magnon > \*\* If his name is OG, I would like to see that! ---
**Author:** ![ataraxy22](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ataraxy22/32/307_2.png) [@ataraxy22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ataraxy22)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-_____-threads-i-hope-to-never-see/144049/51 "2002-12-21T03:54:48Z")
“Ask the woman who only answers in palindromes” “Ask the conjoined triplets” “Ask the limbless guy” “Ask the pregnant 12 year old” “Ask the other guy who never had a single original thought, pt 2” “Ask the Eggplant Growers Society of America vice-president” “Debate with the guy who’s rhetoric skills are nil” ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-_____-threads-i-hope-to-never-see/144049/52 "2002-12-21T06:26:24Z")
Ask Al Gore, the Inventer of the Internet ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-_____-threads-i-hope-to-never-see/144049/53 "2002-12-21T07:58:03Z")
Ask the pube plucker. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-_____-threads-i-hope-to-never-see/144049/54 "2002-12-21T09:20:41Z")
Ask the illiterate. > [@](#): > > “Ask the woman who only answers in palindromes” Eve? Hannah? ---
**Author:** ![Monkeypants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Monkeypants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monkeypants)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-_____-threads-i-hope-to-never-see/144049/55 "2002-12-21T14:47:49Z")
Ask Steve Guttenberg. ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-_____-threads-i-hope-to-never-see/144049/56 "2002-12-21T15:25:22Z")
Ask the guy who gave gonorrhea to both your sisters. Ask the guy who hasn’t washed his private parts since the Gulf War (Actually it’s the same guy) ---
**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-_____-threads-i-hope-to-never-see/144049/57 "2002-12-21T15:37:06Z")
.- … -.- / - … . / --. …- -.-- / .-- … — / … .–. . .- -.- … / … -. / – — .-. … . / -.-. — -… . .-.-.- ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-_____-threads-i-hope-to-never-see/144049/58 "2002-12-21T16:03:13Z")
Ask the guy who CAN’T read Morse Code. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-_____-threads-i-hope-to-never-see/144049/59 "2002-12-21T16:56:26Z")
Ask the Chick Celebrating Her 2112 Post-Counting Party. Ask:) The:( Doper:o Who:D Uses;) Way:p Too:cool: Many:rolleyes: Of:mad: Those:eek: god:confused: damn;j putzy:wally smilies:smack: ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-_____-threads-i-hope-to-never-see/144049/60 "2002-12-21T17:32:13Z")
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