# Ask The \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Threads You'd Like to See **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 21, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-________-threads-youd-like-to-see/62754 "2001-04-21T03:01:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-________-threads-youd-like-to-see/62754/1 "2001-04-21T03:01:38Z")
I, for one, would like to see “Ask The Multi-Millionaire.” Any other ideas? ---
**Author:** ![bashere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@bashere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bashere)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-________-threads-youd-like-to-see/62754/2 "2001-04-21T03:25:07Z")
Dead guy Bitter Former CEO of a Billion-Dollar Startup Who is Now Broke Silicon-based life form. Newbie Author of an Eight-Book Fantasy Series Who Will Begin Wrapping Things Up Presently. Hungover Guy ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-________-threads-youd-like-to-see/62754/3 "2001-04-21T03:30:27Z")
banned guy troll sockpuppet ---
**Author:** ![bashere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@bashere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bashere)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-________-threads-youd-like-to-see/62754/4 "2001-04-21T03:37:08Z")
**wait, I have a few more** Stripper Puppy Girl Who Said It Would Ruin Our Friendship, But Do You Mind If I date Your Brother? Ducati 748 Owner Drug Dealer Canadian THE PERSON WHO JUST QUIT SMOKING AND DOESN’T MISS THEM A BIT GODDAMMIT! Guy With No Life Who Sits Around on Friday Nights Posting To Message Boards ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-________-threads-youd-like-to-see/62754/5 "2001-04-21T05:15:17Z")
person booted from “Survivor” fundie who makes two posts, realizes that everybody here is too smart for his propaganda, and leaves, never to return > [@](#): > > \*\*Guy With No Life Who Sits Around on Friday Nights Posting To Message Boards > \*\* So in other words, you want me to start a thread. Tabletalk at [salon.com](http://salon.com) once had an “ask the pornographer” thread. ---
**Author:** ![Testy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@Testy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Testy)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-________-threads-youd-like-to-see/62754/6 "2001-04-21T11:05:19Z")
on her life in Vegas working for some humongous casino. It sounds tough but interesting. Aside from that, maybe strippers. _S_ Testy. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-________-threads-youd-like-to-see/62754/7 "2001-04-21T12:33:03Z")
Ask the Necrophiliac. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-________-threads-youd-like-to-see/62754/8 "2001-04-21T17:01:57Z")
Ask the very shy guy who doesn’t have a clue and only lurks! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-________-threads-youd-like-to-see/62754/9 "2001-04-21T17:39:17Z")
Mrs. Adams (As in, Mrs. CECIL Adams) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-________-threads-youd-like-to-see/62754/10 "2001-04-21T18:17:39Z")
Ask the person who really really needs sex. ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-________-threads-youd-like-to-see/62754/11 "2001-04-21T18:31:27Z")
The chick who can teach anyone to have mind-blowing multiple orgasms ---
**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-________-threads-youd-like-to-see/62754/12 "2001-04-21T19:02:59Z")
Would anyone be up for an “Ask the paralyzed guy” thread? I’ve considered starting, but with the flood of these type of threads I’m not sure it would get much action. If you want it, I’ll start one. ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-________-threads-youd-like-to-see/62754/13 "2001-04-21T19:37:04Z")
Ask the Doper Who is Really Someone Famous Ask the Vampire ---
**Author:** ![Amedeus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@Amedeus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amedeus)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-________-threads-youd-like-to-see/62754/14 "2001-04-21T20:38:04Z")
Asexual, schizophrenic bum ---
**Author:** ![headshok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@headshok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/headshok)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-________-threads-youd-like-to-see/62754/15 "2001-04-21T20:56:14Z")
Ask the Nihilist Ask the Hired Killer Ask the Guy Who Still Watches the XFL ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bc8723/32.png) [@Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Lord_Davidson)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2001, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-________-threads-youd-like-to-see/62754/16 "2001-04-21T21:15:20Z")
Ask the Homeless Guy Ask the Professional Bowler Ask the Serial Killer Ask the Siamese Twin ---
**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-________-threads-youd-like-to-see/62754/17 "2001-04-22T01:39:38Z")
Go for it Dignan. I think that would be cool! ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-________-threads-youd-like-to-see/62754/18 "2001-04-22T11:24:16Z")
Ask the Lurker. It’d be worth it just for the irony. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-________-threads-youd-like-to-see/62754/19 "2001-04-22T11:30:13Z")
Ask the crack whore. Ask the zygote. Ask the Goddess. Ask the guy with the huge dick. Ask the hermaphrodite. Ask the Ku Klux Klansman. Ask the demon. Ask the washed up soap star. Ask the alien abductee. Ask the disbarred lawyer. Ask the possessed chick. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2001, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-________-threads-youd-like-to-see/62754/20 "2001-04-22T12:16:24Z")
Ask the secret service agent. Ask the witness relocation program participant. Ask the Unibomber. Ask the death row inmate. Ask the chairman of the Federal Reserve Board. Ask the boy in the bubble. Ask the pope. Ask the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-________-threads-youd-like-to-see/62754.md?page=2)