# Ask the (alleged) Arsonist!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-alleged-arsonist/388747>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [January 20, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-alleged-arsonist/388747 "2007-01-20T19:44:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-alleged-arsonist/388747/1 "2007-01-20T19:44:19Z")

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Oh too late to edit!  
Grumples the Wonderbear saw Terrence removing his tie and thought to himself “This is going to be a ponderous day”

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**Author:** ![According\_to\_Pliny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@According\_to\_Pliny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/According_to_Pliny)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-alleged-arsonist/388747/2 "2007-02-05T19:42:53Z")

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Wonderbear? Don’t you mean wunderbar Wunderbär?

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-alleged-arsonist/388747/3 "2007-02-05T19:57:47Z")

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I am so very confused.

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**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-alleged-arsonist/388747/4 "2007-02-05T20:01:04Z")

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I prefer a Snicker’s bar myself.

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-alleged-arsonist/388747/5 "2007-02-05T20:46:30Z")

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“Oh, bother,” sighed Pooh, as he clicked his mouse and locked a thread down.

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