# Ask the Anti-Cecil **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 22, 2008, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534 "2008-01-22T18:02:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/1 "2008-01-22T18:02:25Z")
Fighting the Truth since 4001 B. C. (Stands for Before Carrots) ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/2 "2008-01-22T18:04:02Z")
Why? ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/3 "2008-01-22T18:27:45Z")
So we have Uncle Cecil, and now Anti-Cecil. Where are all the cousin Cecils? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/4 "2008-01-22T18:28:57Z")
What are all the words ending in ‘gry’? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/5 "2008-01-22T18:29:54Z")
In common with all good antitheses, you must speak in a faux-british accent. So I assume you pronounce it “seh-sill”? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/6 "2008-01-22T18:31:58Z")
Can you provide a link to Threadhiding? ---
**Author:** ![Subway\_Prophet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecb155/32.png) [@Subway\_Prophet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subway_Prophet)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/7 "2008-01-22T18:47:26Z")
Will you and Cecil annihilate when combined? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/8 "2008-01-22T18:51:21Z")
In Hegelian dialectic, do a Cecil and an AntiCecil imply the existence of a SyntheCecil? Also, do these pants fit me? ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/9 "2008-01-22T19:34:26Z")
Meant to start new thread… ---
**Author:** ![Octalcode](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Octalcode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octalcode)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/10 "2008-01-22T20:40:23Z")
So what happens if I bring my treadmill on a plane? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/11 "2008-01-22T21:13:14Z")
Does an echo’s quack duck? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/12 "2008-01-22T21:25:29Z")
If “The Lord of the Rings” had been written by J.R.R. Tolkien ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/13 "2008-01-22T21:39:55Z")
Who erased the Bible? ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/14 "2008-01-22T22:02:31Z")
Why does the porridge bird lay his eggs in the air? Why does the platypus? ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/15 "2008-01-22T22:20:39Z")
Where are all the baby pigeons? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/16 "2008-01-22T22:44:48Z")
How many tootsie-roll pops to the center of a lick? ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/17 "2008-01-22T22:54:56Z")
Why do the buttons on a drive-thru ATM machine have Braille on them? Are we nearly there yet? ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/18 "2008-01-22T22:58:19Z")
Can I have $50,000? ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/19 "2008-01-23T12:04:52Z")
You’re doing a great job at\* not\* answering our questions. You really are the Anti-Cecil! ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/20 "2008-01-23T16:50:25Z")
[QUOTE=jali] Why? [/QUOTE] Why is a crooked letter. (It was arrested for embezzelment.) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534.md?page=2)