# Ask the Anti-Cecil **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 22, 2008, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534 "2008-01-22T18:02:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/21 "2008-01-23T16:53:12Z")
[QUOTE=Leaffan] So we have Uncle Cecil, and now Anti-Cecil. Where are all the cousin Cecils? [/QUOTE] Beany and Cecil Cecil Field, Jacksonville Florida ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/22 "2008-01-23T17:07:44Z")
Do those pants make your ass look big? ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/23 "2008-01-23T17:11:25Z")
[QUOTE=pravnik] In Hegelian dialectic, do a Cecil and an AntiCecil imply the existence of a SyntheCecil? Also, do these pants fit me? [/QUOTE] No, and they make your arse look big ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/24 "2008-01-23T17:26:54Z")
[QUOTE=Lobsang] What are all the words ending in ‘gry’? [/QUOTE] Bugry, Fugry, and Gris-Gris > [@Ludovic](#): > > In common with all good antitheses, you must speak in a faux-british accent. So I assume you pronounce it “seh-sill”? But of course, old chap, old bean. > [@lieu](#): > > Can you provide a link to Threadhiding? What’s Threadhiding? (You see, if I was Cecil I’d know that.) > [@subway prophet](#): > > Will you and Cecil annihilate when combined? More than likely. Not only that but if we ever post in the same thread. Nazis riding dinosaurs will conquer the earth. > [@pravnik](#): > > In Hegelian dialectic, do a Cecil and an AntiCecil imply the existence of a SyntheCecil? Also, do these pants fit me? Bell Labs is developing a SyntheCecil as we speak. Is you butt supposed to look like its the size of the Marianas Trench in 1960? > [@Santo Rugger](#): > > Meant to start new thread… I just adore your new threads. > [@Octalcode](#): > > So what happens if I bring my treadmill on a plane? Homeland Security will arrest you for attempting to defy the law of physics. > [@Mr. Miskatonic](#): > > Does an echo’s quack duck? Zing! Pow! AAFFLLAACC! He didn’t duck. > [@OneCentStamp](#): > > Who erased the Bible? The same guy who wrote The Book Of Love. > [@Derleth](#): > > Why does the porridge bird lay his eggs in the air? > > Why does the platypus? Only the Shadow (and Cecil) knows. > [@Omegaman](#): > > Where are all the baby pigeons? With their mommies. Bah! Another damn Superhero! I shall destroy you the way I destroyed furryman! > [@casdave](#): > > Are we nearly there yet? Depends on your definition of “there”. > [@Flanders](#): > > Can I have $50,000? Only if I can move in with you. > [@bbs2k](#): > > You’re doing a great job at not answering our questions. You really are the Anti-Cecil! Thanks. I’m number Googleplex, because I don’t try at all ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/25 "2008-01-23T18:38:45Z")
What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way? ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/26 "2008-01-23T22:34:33Z")
Is your real name Ittoz De? ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/27 "2008-01-24T01:15:20Z")
Who Put the Ram in the Rama Lama Ding Dong? ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/28 "2008-01-24T03:56:40Z")
Can I stay thin drinking beer while by washing down my Bud with 2,620 milliliters of ice water? ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/29 "2008-01-24T04:32:12Z")
Here’s one just not posted the other day: > [@Sheepish](#): > > Hi. I’m a sheep. > > I like to have sex with **Hal Briston**. > > That is all. ---
**Author:** ![bundykala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@bundykala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bundykala)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/30 "2008-01-24T05:41:08Z")
[QUOTE=Rico] Here’s one just not posted the other day: [/QUOTE] Aww, they have mutual feelings for each other! That’s so sweet. Sort of. If the earth was thrown out of its orbit, would it make Chinese people jump? ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/31 "2008-01-25T18:55:02Z")
[QUOTE=racer72] Who Put the Ram in the Rama Lama Ding Dong? [/QUOTE] Dodge ---
**Author:** ![Wakinyan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wakinyan/32/352_2.png) [@Wakinyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wakinyan)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/32 "2008-01-25T21:11:05Z")
> [@](#): > > **Originally Posted by racer72** > Who Put the Ram in the Rama Lama Ding Dong? > [@](#): > > **Originally Posted by furryman** > Dodge I’d like to shake his hand. ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/33 "2008-01-25T21:23:53Z")
Please estimating the airspeed velocity of an unladen hoot owl. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/34 "2008-01-26T02:42:43Z")
What does _Klaatu Barada Nicto_ means ? ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534/35 "2008-01-26T16:02:58Z")
Who, what, when, where, why and how? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-anti-cecil/434534.md?page=1)