# Ask the Apathetic Guy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-apathetic-guy/26997>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 27, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-apathetic-guy/26997 "2000-07-27T02:16:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-apathetic-guy/26997/1 "2000-07-27T02:16:27Z")

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Ok Don’t. I care not.  
Osip

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**Author:** ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-apathetic-guy/26997/2 "2000-07-27T02:19:24Z")

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neither do I

-sigh-

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**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-apathetic-guy/26997/3 "2000-07-27T02:23:12Z")

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Hey can you…?

-nah, never mind-  
doesnt’ matter…  
forget I asked…

-deep sigh-

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-apathetic-guy/26997/4 "2000-07-27T06:48:35Z")

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Whoever-you-are guy-

Why don’t I care? I don’t care if you answer me.

signed,  
whatever.

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-apathetic-guy/26997/5 "2000-07-27T06:54:40Z")

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Osip,

If I didn’t care about you so much I would flame you in The Pit for the title.

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**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-apathetic-guy/26997/6 "2000-07-27T06:58:43Z")

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Hey Apathetic Guy,

I think this thread’s crashing and burning.

Anybody got a fire extinguisher?

…warm spit in a Dixie cup?

… a really worthless comment unrelated to this thread?

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-apathetic-guy/26997/7 "2000-07-27T06:58:47Z")

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damnit  
😉

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**Author:** ![Zoing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecccb3/32.png) [@Zoing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoing)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-apathetic-guy/26997/8 "2000-07-27T07:23:50Z")

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Huh.

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-apathetic-guy/26997/9 "2000-07-27T07:26:23Z")

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Yawnnnnn… 🙂

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**Author:** ![Achernar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Achernar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achernar)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-apathetic-guy/26997/10 "2000-07-27T14:32:29Z")

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And now, for something completely indifferent.

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-apathetic-guy/26997/11 "2000-07-27T14:42:39Z")

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Well, we won’t see Osip back in these parts again.

As such, this would be a perfect opportunity to talk about him! 😃

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Yer pal,  
Satan

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-apathetic-guy/26997/12 "2000-07-27T14:45:35Z")

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Does this weeping skin infection look serious to you?

_begins to undo fly_

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-apathetic-guy/26997/13 "2000-07-27T14:51:03Z")

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Who gives a shit?

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**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-apathetic-guy/26997/14 "2000-07-27T15:01:59Z")

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Whatever.

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**Author:** ![Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myron_Van_Horowitzski)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-apathetic-guy/26997/15 "2000-07-27T15:20:36Z")

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…

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**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-apathetic-guy/26997/16 "2000-07-27T23:26:14Z")

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I suppose replying would take away from my apathetic nature?

oh well… not like it matters.

whatever.  
::wanders off::

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-apathetic-guy/26997/17 "2000-07-27T23:40:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by tiggeril \*

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**Author:** ![Mu\_Mu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Mu\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mu_Mu)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-apathetic-guy/26997/18 "2000-07-28T02:47:55Z")

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What a waste.

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**Author:** ![Tisme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@Tisme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tisme)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-apathetic-guy/26997/19 "2000-07-28T02:59:01Z")

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I was going to post a reply, then I thought, why bother.

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-apathetic-guy/26997/20 "2000-07-28T06:23:28Z")

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To any apathetic person who may answer,

Do you have any difficulties differentiating between prcrastination and apathy?

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-apathetic-guy/26997.md?page=2)
