# Ask the argumentative bastard. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 22, 2008, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-argumentative-bastard/442368 "2008-03-22T20:45:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2008, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-argumentative-bastard/442368/1 "2008-03-22T20:45:07Z")
What are you asking me for? Fuck off and find it out for yourself. Cunts! ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-argumentative-bastard/442368/2 "2008-03-22T20:51:16Z")
[QUOTE=Lust4Life] What are you asking me for? Fuck off and find it out for yourself. Cunts! [/QUOTE] You talkin to me? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2008, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-argumentative-bastard/442368/3 "2008-03-22T20:55:25Z")
DING! Good Morning. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2008, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-argumentative-bastard/442368/4 "2008-03-22T21:45:03Z")
Why even bother? Op like that I can tell I don’t want to cross you. Piss off, bleedin’ wanker! ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2008, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-argumentative-bastard/442368/5 "2008-03-22T22:26:19Z")
[QUOTE=Omegaman] Why even bother? Op like that I can tell I don’t want to cross you. Piss off, bleedin’ wanker! [/QUOTE] Look I’ve told you once… ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2008, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-argumentative-bastard/442368/6 "2008-03-22T22:27:31Z")
You’re not being argumentative, you’re just throwing around insults. Come on, dig down deep…make an argument! ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-argumentative-bastard/442368/7 "2008-03-23T00:23:37Z")
So how about this crazy weather we’ve been having? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-argumentative-bastard/442368/8 "2008-03-23T00:44:45Z")
Hey, AB, who will win the Democratic nomination? I think Obama since most voters don’t have a long term memory, but what is the real truth? SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-argumentative-bastard/442368/9 "2008-03-23T00:45:02Z")
Are you really a bastard, or do people just call you one? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-argumentative-bastard/442368/10 "2008-03-23T01:44:09Z")
More importantly, have you quit beating your wife? ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-argumentative-bastard/442368/11 "2008-03-23T02:21:56Z")
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow] More importantly, have you quit beating your wife? [/QUOTE] Wrong thread, look down the page–or in the Pit! 😛 Oh, and OP? Would you kindly feel free to eat my ass? Thanks ever so… ---
**Author:** ![PaulParkhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@PaulParkhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulParkhead)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-argumentative-bastard/442368/12 "2008-03-23T02:23:29Z")
Did you call my pint a poof? ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-argumentative-bastard/442368/13 "2008-03-23T03:07:28Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] You’re not being argumentative, you’re just throwing around insults. Come on, dig down deep…make an argument! [/QUOTE] Look if I take a contrary position to you then I am arguing with you,nobody said it was going to be a good argument ,sorry about the abuse I’ve just been relieving the staff next door while they had their break. As to the question from another poster Have I stopped beating my wife? you did’nt specify which one but I’ll answer it anyway,no I’m still beating all six of them in between torturing small fluffy animals(Its a hobby I’ve never grown out of cos it chills me out,us blokes are all big kids at heart) But more importantly DID YOU SPILL MY PINT? ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-argumentative-bastard/442368/14 "2008-03-23T03:10:46Z")
Hey, you didn’t answer my question! :mad: Argue your way out of that, you bastard! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-argumentative-bastard/442368/15 "2008-03-23T03:35:13Z")
Is this the room for an argument? ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-argumentative-bastard/442368/16 "2008-03-23T04:38:12Z")
Mommy…? Is that you? ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-argumentative-bastard/442368/17 "2008-03-23T04:48:47Z")
Are you talking about my MOTHER? Okay, it’s ON, buddy! Oh, and _I_ took your damned pint, I drank it and you will LIKE IT! _And_ buy me another, beyotch! You got that? ---
**Author:** ![beanpod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9adbd/32.png) [@beanpod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beanpod)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-argumentative-bastard/442368/18 "2008-03-23T08:10:52Z")
Dad? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-argumentative-bastard/442368/19 "2008-03-23T12:10:05Z")
I love kitty cats. And pie. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2008, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-argumentative-bastard/442368/20 "2008-03-23T15:10:23Z")
You obviously intended to start this thread in **The Pit**. **Cajun Man** for the SDMB [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-argumentative-bastard/442368.md?page=2)