# Ask the attention starved sycophant!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-attention-starved-sycophant/17794>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [March 23, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-attention-starved-sycophant/17794 "2000-03-23T17:56:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![KarmaComa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e36b37/32.png) [@KarmaComa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarmaComa)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-attention-starved-sycophant/17794/1 "2000-03-23T17:56:00Z")

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Come on, everyone! Ask the A.S.S.!

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**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-attention-starved-sycophant/17794/2 "2000-03-24T06:04:00Z")

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[Moderator Hat ON]

Look, I’ve been pretty tolerant with these “ask the” threads, but this 'un is a just a bit too much. Hang onto your hat; next stop: MPSIMS!

[Moderator Hat OFF]