# ask the attention whore who loves talking about himself **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 2, 2010, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-attention-whore-who-loves-talking-about-himself/534673 "2010-04-02T01:00:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2010, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-attention-whore-who-loves-talking-about-himself/534673/21 "2010-04-03T02:42:01Z")
> [@Punoqllads](#): > > When did you first realize how awesome you were? I have yet to realize that. ---
**Author:** ![may\_be\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c5a1d2/32.png) [@may\_be\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/may_be_ignorant)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2010, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-attention-whore-who-loves-talking-about-himself/534673/22 "2010-04-03T03:58:11Z")
Just so many things to ask. Do you have your red wings? ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2010, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-attention-whore-who-loves-talking-about-himself/534673/23 "2010-04-03T04:11:27Z")
What’s more important in a martini: the gin or the vermouth? You can’t say both. ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2010, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-attention-whore-who-loves-talking-about-himself/534673/24 "2010-04-03T04:53:33Z")
> [@may\_be\_ignorant](#): > > Just so many things to ask. Do you have your red wings? I’m Jewish. Even if there was no Levitical prohibition on contact with menstruating women, I’d still think it was gross. In other words: no. > [@MeanOldLady](#): > > What’s more important in a martini: the gin or the vermouth? You can’t say both. I don’t know, I’ve never had a martini before. I will say this, though: Whiskey and Soda tastes a helluva lot better if you use Cherry Coke and Jim Beam. ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-attention-whore-who-loves-talking-about-himself/534673/25 "2010-04-04T01:01:57Z")
Cmon, this thread can’t sink yet. There be something you all are dying to know about me. You guys have been pitching softballs this whole time, give me something juicy I can answer. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-attention-whore-who-loves-talking-about-himself/534673/26 "2010-04-04T01:10:12Z")
> [@kidneyfailure](#): > > I don’t know, I’ve never had a martini before. I will say this, though: Whiskey and Soda tastes a helluva lot better if you use Cherry Coke and Jim Beam. Yeah, I’m just gonna go ahead and start disregarding all of your opinions right now. ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-attention-whore-who-loves-talking-about-himself/534673/27 "2010-04-04T01:49:28Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Yeah, I’m just gonna go ahead and start disregarding all of your opinions right now. Because a) I drink Cherry Coke with my Whiskey or b) because I’ve never had a martini? If it’s a) it’s really good, seriously! If it’s b) will you make me one? ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-attention-whore-who-loves-talking-about-himself/534673/28 "2010-04-04T03:10:35Z")
Can we go have coffee and will you hold my hand while I cry a little and spend an hour or so venting about all the problems that I’m having lately? (I bet the answer will be no, which only adds to my problems. Thanks a heap!:() ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-attention-whore-who-loves-talking-about-himself/534673/29 "2010-04-04T03:26:08Z")
> [@salinqmind](#): > > Can we go have coffee and will you hold my hand while I cry a little and spend an hour or so venting about all the problems that I’m having lately? (I bet the answer will be no, which only adds to my problems. Thanks a heap!:() Sure, if it’s possible. If you really have something you need to vent about then PM me. Or do it here if you feel comfortable. I’m serious. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2010, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-attention-whore-who-loves-talking-about-himself/534673/30 "2010-04-04T17:22:04Z")
> [@kidneyfailure](#): > > Because a) I drink Cherry Coke with my Whiskey or b) because I’ve never had a martini? If it’s a) it’s really good, seriously! If it’s b) will you make me one? Both. Sure, I can make you a martini, but it won’t be very good. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-attention-whore-who-loves-talking-about-himself/534673.md?page=1)