# Ask the \[blank\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 13, 2007, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-blank/419004 "2007-09-13T02:03:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-blank/419004/21 "2007-09-13T17:08:55Z")
Are you gonna eat that? ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-blank/419004/22 "2007-09-13T19:44:01Z")
[QUOTE=Giles] Would that work? I’ve tried to blank myself, but I could never quite reach 🙂 [/QUOTE] I never actually thought that was possible, and then I watched some porn where this guy really does it! I mean, he doesn’t quite make it to halfway, but the head and some shaft are really in there! ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-blank/419004/23 "2007-09-13T20:06:02Z")
[QUOTE=chaoticbear] I never actually thought that was possible, and then I watched some porn where this guy really does it! I mean, he doesn’t quite make it to halfway, but the head and some shaft are really in there! [/QUOTE] That’d be convenient if you were, like, camping out for concert tickets or something and couldn’t get to the bathroom easily. ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-blank/419004/24 "2007-09-13T22:10:10Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Who put the bomp in the bomp-she-bomp-she-bomp? [/QUOTE] Snoopy. ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-blank/419004/25 "2007-09-13T22:13:17Z")
[QUOTE=Labelless] Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong? [/QUOTE] That was a long time ago; then it was the INS. Now they call it ICE. Same product, new package. ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-blank/419004/26 "2007-09-13T22:14:31Z")
[QUOTE=Micro Dot] Why did you start this thread? Are you a mystic who knows all and tells all? 😃 [/QUOTE] That’s for me to know and you to find out. ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-blank/419004/27 "2007-09-13T22:16:46Z")
[QUOTE=Kuboydal] Does anybody really know what time it is? [/QUOTE] I do. But I’m not going to tell you. You have to find out for yourself. That’s just part of growing up. Sorrry. ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-blank/419004/28 "2007-09-13T22:19:37Z")
[QUOTE=pravnik] Do you believe you were born blank, or is being blank the result of a conscious choice you made? [/QUOTE] I became blank through a slow process of reverse osmosis. I highly recommend it. ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2007, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-blank/419004/29 "2007-09-13T22:25:18Z")
[QUOTE=Giles] I have an ambition to become a blank. Do I need to go to blank to do this, or do I just have to blank by myself? [/QUOTE] You have to blank out first. From there it’s a breeze. Take your time. Blank doesn’t obtain in a day. ---
**Author:** ![Labelless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f19dbf/32.png) [@Labelless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labelless)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-blank/419004/30 "2007-09-14T02:51:28Z")
[QUOTE=Giles] I have an ambition to become a blank. Do I need to go to blank to do this, or do I just have to blank by myself? [/QUOTE] I used to be a Blank, then I got married. Blank being my maiden name and all. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-blank/419004/31 "2007-09-14T12:37:34Z")
I’m testing this question for the best answer, pucker up. I’d like to hang out with some new friends. Should I start doing drugs to fit in? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-blank/419004.md?page=1)