# Ask the Chronic Procrastinator **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 9, 2001, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-chronic-procrastinator/86260 "2001-10-09T03:47:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-chronic-procrastinator/86260/21 "2004-05-25T08:00:37Z")
Good one Miller :). A friend and I had this thing going in Jr. High where we would hit each other and see who could wait the longest to say oww. At the end of the year he moved to the other side of town and went to another school and I totally forgot about him. 11 years later I saw him in the video store and he walked up to me and said “Ow.” ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-chronic-procrastinator/86260/22 "2004-05-25T08:28:21Z")
Excellent work, **Miller**. Now when are you going to take out the stinking garbage? The maggots living in there have entered the _bronze age_, ferchrissakes. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-chronic-procrastinator/86260.md?page=1)