# Ask the conservative asshole

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 25, 2017, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299 "2017-09-25T19:00:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 15

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/281 "2017-09-27T19:12:40Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Do you want me to start a thread on this on ABTM?

You could shut the fuck up with your retarded complaining instead. Maybe?

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/282 "2017-09-27T19:13:28Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Do you want me to start a thread on this on ABTM?

Honestly, I can’t see anything reportable in that post, but go for it. I’d like to see your argument. It’s ATMB, by the way.

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**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/283 "2017-09-27T19:14:37Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> Would you kick Ann Coulter out of bed?

No fair, that’s a trick question. Coulter’s species doesn’t sleep, it pupates.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/284 "2017-09-27T19:18:57Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Honestly, I can’t see anything reportable in that post, but go for it. I’d like to see your argument.

On its own…yeah it is nothing. But he got warned for doing the same damn thing in another thread…and when he brought it here, he even turned up the dial a bit.

PS. I’m not that particuarly offended. I’m more making a point about mods warning people for shit. Well, if conservatives can get some shit…well, there are about 10 times as many liberals here that can as well.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/285 "2017-09-27T19:19:57Z")

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> You could shut the fuck up with your retarded complaining instead. Maybe?

Na, that does not pay nearly as well.

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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/286 "2017-09-27T19:29:00Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> That was the original usage and is still the most common. I’ve heard the term being applied generically to anyone who illegally enters the country by any means, but that doesn’t make a lot of sense.
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> And no, it is not an ethnic slur. There’s no indication of the skin color or point of origin of the person performing the illegal entry.

Casual googling proves you wrong.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/287 "2017-09-27T19:29:24Z")

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> [@The\_Tooth](#):
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> No fair, that’s a trick question. Coulter’s species doesn’t sleep, it pupates.

Ewww, that’s not helping…

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/288 "2017-09-27T19:32:35Z")

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Did the _ **Deep State** _ force Bannon out?

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/289 "2017-09-27T19:33:59Z")

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No, his retardedness did.

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**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/290 "2017-09-27T19:37:13Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Ewww, that’s not helping…

Never speak to me again, you torture-supporting piece of shit.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/291 "2017-09-27T19:43:08Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Do you want me to start a thread on this on ABTM?

Oh PLEASE do.

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**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/292 "2017-09-27T19:43:43Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Do you want me to start a thread on this on ABTM?

I, for one, would be perfectly happy to see such a thread, as it would be absolutely hilarious.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/293 "2017-09-27T19:46:09Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> On its own…yeah it is nothing. But he got warned for doing the same damn thing in another thread…and when he brought it here, he even turned up the dial a bit.
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> PS. I’m not that particuarly offended. I’m more making a point about mods warning people for shit. Well, if conservatives can get some shit…well, there are about 10 times as many liberals here that can as well.

If you’re talking about the camping thread, he didn’t get a warning.

Are you going to do that time-honored, SDMB conservative, climbing up on the cross routine to protest unfair, political moderation? Because every time it happens, someone asks for examples and all we get is crickets.

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**Author:** ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/294 "2017-09-27T19:47:55Z")

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Yeah the one who started a thread in the pit where he self identifies as an asshole in the thread title complaining about someone else being mean to him sounds pretty hilarious. Especially when he was also being called out for being an asshole in the thread this one spun off from.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/295 "2017-09-27T20:02:22Z")

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> If you’re talking about the camping thread, he didn’t get a warning.
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> Are you going to do that time-honored, SDMB conservative, climbing up on the cross routine to protest unfair, political moderation? Because every time it happens, someone asks for examples and all we get is crickets.

Oh, a mod note.

My bad.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/296 "2017-09-27T20:03:29Z")

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> [@raventhief](#):
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> Oh PLEASE do.

I’ll wait till the weekend.

Give the mods something to do.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/297 "2017-09-27T20:05:16Z")

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> [@The\_Tooth](#):
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> Never speak to me again, you torture-supporting piece of shit.

While I appreciate the sentiment…could you be more specific on your objection to/about me?

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**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/298 "2017-09-27T20:21:01Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> While I appreciate the sentiment…could you be more specific on your objection to/about me?

I’ll answer for him: you are a mouthbreathing, racist, ignorant fool.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/299 "2017-09-27T20:23:35Z")

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> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#):
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> I’ll answer for him: you are a mouthbreathing, racist, ignorant fool.

The fool part hit the hardest ☹

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/300 "2017-09-27T20:26:37Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> While I appreciate the sentiment…could you be more specific on your objection to/about me?

Actually, I was confused about this too. The post they specifically responded to was not, itself, offensive in any way discernible to me. It struck me as an extremely hostile non-sequitur.

It was also a little odd to me that **The Tooth** came into **billfish678** ’s thread which exists specifically for **billfish678** to respond to things, to specifically tell **billfish678** not to respond to him. But that might just me being easily confused.

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