# Ask the conservative asshole

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 25, 2017, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299 "2017-09-25T19:00:36Z")\
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**Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/441 "2017-10-01T14:26:20Z")

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> [@Eddie The Horrible](#):
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> But say if one of them had swum across…Clot: would you call him/her a wetback?
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> I’ll youtube link to some impressive Taekwondo moves of mine if you answer.

Actually, that leads me to a better question.

Mr C. Hump, if you suspected one of your students or their parents were in the country illegally, would you turn them in? Would you use your class as a way to detain them until INS could get there? Would you set a trap so that the parents are arrested and deported when they come to pick up or drop off their children? Or is yours a “sanctuary dojo”?

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**Post date:** [October 1, 2017, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/442 "2017-10-01T14:34:04Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> Actually, that leads me to a better question.
> 
> Mr C. Hump, if you suspected one of your students or their parents were in the country illegally, would you turn them in? Would you use your class as a way to detain them until INS could get there? Would you set a trap so that the parents are arrested and deported when they come to pick up or drop off their children? Or is yours a “sanctuary dojo”?

I think he would wait until they had paid for the next month then turn them in.

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