# Ask the conservative asshole

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 25, 2017, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299 "2017-09-25T19:00:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/81 "2017-09-26T00:25:36Z")

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> [@Aquadementia](#):
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> Do you remember how things were better way back when?s.

Better?

No.

They were only less worse.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/82 "2017-09-26T00:26:46Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> If so, this reflects very, very poorly on you. For me, the only factor for who I vote for is who I think will do the best job leading the country and improving the lives of all Americans (with special emphasis on disadvantaged Americans).

Maybe you and BigT could get a room and console each other on the state of my soul.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/83 "2017-09-26T00:27:51Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I gotta question… Why are you so proud of being an asshole?

The pay.

And the hot babes.

But mostly the pay.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/84 "2017-09-26T00:30:34Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> Well, no gnus is good gnus…

Good one. And all such related posts 🙂

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/85 "2017-09-26T00:32:46Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> You feel Trump is honest? Is that what you are saying?

Not really.

He’s a lying asshole. But he’s a lying asshole who knows he’s a lying asshole and he knows you know he’s a lying asshole.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/86 "2017-09-26T00:33:41Z")

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I admire your fortitude for starting this thread, and answering these questions, and I have come to the conclusion that you are a blithering idiot. You’re being a good sport, and the thread is entertaining, so I’m not seeing the asshole, but I’ll keep an open mind.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/87 "2017-09-26T00:34:03Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Short bus to Rubetown?

Well, at least it’s on the other side of town from Clintonville.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/88 "2017-09-26T00:35:22Z")

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> [@Eddie The Horrible](#):
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> List off everything you support viz a viz J-bo Sessions.
> 
> Do you see anything valid in what De Vos and Pruitt are doing?

Be more specific.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/89 "2017-09-26T00:37:06Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> I admire your fortitude for starting this thread, and answering these questions, and I have come to the conclusion that you are a blithering idiot. You’re being a good sport, and the thread is entertaining, so I’m not seeing the asshole, but I’ll keep an open mind.

Hang around…maybe I’'ll convince you otherwise 🙂

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/90 "2017-09-26T00:42:09Z")

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With all the talk about the NFL protests being an insult to the troops, why do conservatives not feel that waving the confederate flag is an insult to the troops? 364,000 Union troops died in the civil war, but the same people who get upset about NFL protests are perfectly fine with waving a flag devoted to the cause that killed 1/3 of a million US soldiers.

In WW2, 405,000 US soldiers died, and I didn’t hear protests from these people about the neonazis waving the nazi flag in Charlottesville.

Does anyone on the right consider this to be an issue?

Then again, a lot of US soldiers died in Vietnam and Korea, but people are still free to wave the communist flag.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/91 "2017-09-26T00:44:49Z")

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> [@Wesley\_Clark](#):
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> With all the talk about the NFL protests being an insult to the troops, why do conservatives not feel that waving the confederate flag is an insult to the troops? 364,000 Union troops died in the civil war, but the same people who get upset about NFL protests are perfectly fine with waving a flag devoted to the cause that killed 1/3 of a million US soldiers.
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> Does anyone on the right consider this to be an issue?

No. None of us do.

Were you upset that at the DNC convention you almost could not FIND a flag? It was like they were embarassed about America or something.

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**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/92 "2017-09-26T00:45:16Z")

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> [@Eddie The Horrible](#):
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> List off everything you support viz a viz J-bo Sessions.
> 
> Do you see anything valid in what De Vos and Pruitt are doing?

> [@billfish678](#):
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> Be more specific.

Translation: I don’t know who these people are.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/93 "2017-09-26T00:46:31Z")

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> [@splatterpunk](#):
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> Translation: I don’t know who these people are.

Well, you win…you can leave now…head held high.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/94 "2017-09-26T00:49:51Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> No. None of us do.
> 
> Were you upset that at the DNC convention you almost could not FIND a flag? It was like they were embarassed about America or something.

You’re an asshole and a [lying idiot](https://www.google.com/search?q=image+of+dnc+convention+2016&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiO4NyB0MHWAhVKx1QKHUmoCSEQsAQIJw&biw=1536&bih=735#imgrc=IuCdeF0uYjSBgM:).

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/95 "2017-09-26T00:51:45Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> You’re either an idiot or a [lying idiot](https://www.google.com/search?q=image+of+dnc+convention+2016&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiO4NyB0MHWAhVKx1QKHUmoCSEQsAQIJw&biw=1536&bih=735#imgrc=IuCdeF0uYjSBgM:). My money is on all of the above.

That’s not what I saw on the television the first night on stage.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/96 "2017-09-26T00:51:53Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> No. None of us do.
> 
> Were you upset that at the DNC convention you almost could not FIND a flag? It was like they were embarassed about America or something.

Have you considered that waving a flag is a mostly meaningless slacktivest activity that does nothing to better the country or the world?

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/97 "2017-09-26T00:53:08Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> Have you considered that waving a flag is a mostly meaningless slacktivest activity that does nothing to better the country or the world?

Kinda like posting here on the SDMB?

Why yes…yes it is…

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/98 "2017-09-26T00:56:06Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Kinda like posting here on the SDMB?
> 
> Why yes…yes it is…

I learn thing from SDMB. Don’t you? I don’t learn things from flag waving. Do you?

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/99 "2017-09-26T00:56:48Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> That’s not what I saw on the television the first night on stage.

Then you’re a blind lying idiot.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-conservative-asshole/797299/100 "2017-09-26T00:58:35Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Then you’re a blind lying idiot.

Well, now at least you know.

Gotta burn your balls I still get to vote…

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