# Ask the Crazy Chick Who Believes in the Mythos **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 26, 2005, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-crazy-chick-who-believes-in-the-mythos/292008 "2005-02-26T15:24:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![J8099](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c89c15/32.png) [@J8099](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J8099)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-crazy-chick-who-believes-in-the-mythos/292008/1 "2005-02-26T15:24:50Z")
Since there are so many Ask the \_\_\_\_ threads here, I figured why not start of my own? Even though I’m nervous as hell about starting it. ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-crazy-chick-who-believes-in-the-mythos/292008/2 "2005-02-26T15:32:17Z")
What Mythos? Cthulu and all that Lovecraft stuff? ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-crazy-chick-who-believes-in-the-mythos/292008/3 "2005-02-26T17:07:33Z")
> [@Neurotik](#): > > What Mythos? Cthulu and all that Lovecraft stuff? That’s the only “mythos” I’m familar with. To the OP: Did you vote for Cthulhu for president like so many of us were comtemplating? ---
**Author:** ![J8099](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c89c15/32.png) [@J8099](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J8099)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-crazy-chick-who-believes-in-the-mythos/292008/4 "2005-02-26T17:08:52Z")
> [@HPL](#): > > That’s the only “mythos” I’m familar with. > > To the OP: > > Did you vote for Cthulhu for president like so many of us were comtemplating? No. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-crazy-chick-who-believes-in-the-mythos/292008/5 "2005-02-26T17:12:51Z")
Who will be eaten first? Who will be eaten last? ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-crazy-chick-who-believes-in-the-mythos/292008/6 "2005-02-26T17:23:22Z")
“In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.” That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die. 🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒 ---
**Author:** ![J8099](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c89c15/32.png) [@J8099](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J8099)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-crazy-chick-who-believes-in-the-mythos/292008/7 "2005-02-26T17:24:09Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > Who will be eaten first? > > Who will be eaten last? Beats me. Ask Nyarlathotep (which would kinda hard, asking a question of something that doesn’t exist in our reality.) ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-crazy-chick-who-believes-in-the-mythos/292008/8 "2005-02-26T17:26:57Z")
Oh, my. If I actually believed in the Mythos, I’d never sleep again. And never go into a dark room. And never go swimming in the ocean. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![treis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@treis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/treis)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-crazy-chick-who-believes-in-the-mythos/292008/9 "2005-02-26T18:47:55Z")
Anyone want to post a link for the clueless amongst us? ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-crazy-chick-who-believes-in-the-mythos/292008/10 "2005-02-26T20:14:16Z")
> [@treis](#): > > Anyone want to post a link for the clueless amongst us? [Cthuhlu Mythos](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu_Mythos) There used to be a great Chick Tract parody based on the Cthuhlu mythos called “Who Will Be eaten First?” but I think Chick got the author to take it down from his website. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-crazy-chick-who-believes-in-the-mythos/292008/11 "2005-02-26T20:19:19Z")
Are the rumors true? Will the Old Ones bring back…Roller Disco? ---
**Author:** ![J8099](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c89c15/32.png) [@J8099](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J8099)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-crazy-chick-who-believes-in-the-mythos/292008/12 "2005-02-26T20:20:56Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > Are the rumors true? > Will the Old Ones bring back…Roller Disco? God, I hope not. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-crazy-chick-who-believes-in-the-mythos/292008/13 "2005-02-26T21:28:12Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > [Cthuhlu Mythos](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu_Mythos) > > There used to be a great Chick Tract parody based on the Cthuhlu mythos called “Who Will Be eaten First?” but I think Chick got the author to take it down from his website. [Here ya go!](http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/cthulhutract.html) ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-crazy-chick-who-believes-in-the-mythos/292008/14 "2005-02-26T21:42:47Z")
Have you seen the Lurker at the Threshold recently? If you’re in touch, please tell that motherfucker he owes me a transcendentally lucid experience, I got gyped on the last one! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-crazy-chick-who-believes-in-the-mythos/292008/15 "2005-02-26T21:53:55Z")
Moving this from Great Debates to Cafe Society. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-crazy-chick-who-believes-in-the-mythos/292008/16 "2005-02-26T22:05:07Z")
Whatever you do, **NEVER** invite Shub-Niggurath over. It is impossible to remove the slime from the carpet and the furniture ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-crazy-chick-who-believes-in-the-mythos/292008/17 "2005-02-26T22:08:39Z")
> [@detop](#): > > Whatever you do, **NEVER** invite Shub-Niggurath over. It is impossible to remove the slime from the carpet and the furniture You know, you never think “1,000 young” is really all that many until they’re all over to visit and you’ve got teenage fiends all over the place, torturing the cat, throwing the good china, dripping acidic ichor all over the hardwood floors, eating the neighbors, and putting hoof-prints all over your walls… ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-crazy-chick-who-believes-in-the-mythos/292008/18 "2005-02-26T22:11:56Z")
Not to mention the ceiling 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-crazy-chick-who-believes-in-the-mythos/292008/19 "2005-02-26T22:13:17Z")
Oh oh oh! Another question. Are you crazy because you… **saw too much?** ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-crazy-chick-who-believes-in-the-mythos/292008/20 "2005-02-26T22:14:38Z")
> [@J8099](#): > > Since there are so many Ask the \_\_\_\_ threads here, I figured why not start of my own? Even though I’m nervous as hell about starting it. If you really buy into this stuff, we’re the last thing you should be afraid of. 😛 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-crazy-chick-who-believes-in-the-mythos/292008.md?page=2)