# aSK THE DRUNK GUY! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 1, 2001, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842 "2001-07-01T13:53:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/1 "2001-07-01T13:53:32Z")
Ladies and gentelmen… friends and neighbors… yer pal astiboy is DRUNK! Glorioulsly, without a doubt, Lordly, friggin drunk! In an attempt to seduce **Astrogir;** , I plied her with copious amounts of soju and beer, and ended up drunker thn her! O my! O me! Whew! Anyways, I offer for you amusement: Ask the drunk guy!!! Go ahead, ask anything! I’m ready!@ Ask away! (tyhis may be a limited time orffer…, as I don’t know when I’,m going to pass otu on my bed…) Whew!! My head is spinning! ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/2 "2001-07-01T13:55:45Z")
Don’t you wish you had a monkey butler right now? ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/3 "2001-07-01T13:59:00Z")
huh? A monkey butler would be good most times… but why now, especially? Whgoosh… ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/4 "2001-07-01T14:04:09Z")
How many fingers am I holding up? ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/5 "2001-07-01T14:11:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*How many fingers am I holding up? \*\* Ummm…free, no four!s:D ---
**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/6 "2001-07-01T14:15:55Z")
What happened to Astrogir;? ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/7 "2001-07-01T14:19:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wishbone \* > \*\*What happened to Astrogir;? \*\* Sshe went home… should be calling soon… ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/8 "2001-07-01T14:33:34Z")
How does your head feel this morning? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/9 "2001-07-01T14:58:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Astroboy14 \* > \*\* > > Ummm…free, no four!s:D \*\* NO! Two! Ya lush. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/10 "2001-07-01T15:04:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by casdave \* > \*\*How does your head feel this morning? 😃 \*\* AHA!!! I’m still awake! So far my head is OK…I won’t speak fot tomorrow morining… ---
**Author:** ![StephenG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@StephenG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephenG)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/11 "2001-07-01T15:12:07Z")
Why aren’t you _with_ **Astrogirl** now? And what’s soju? ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/12 "2001-07-01T15:19:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by StephenG \* > \*\*Why aren’t you _with_ **Astrogirl** now? > > And what’s soju? \*\* Cause **Astrogirl** went home!! Soju is a reallly bad liquor based on rice, or something/… Oh Crap!! I think I’m going o bed soon!! Oy… ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/13 "2001-07-01T15:26:18Z")
OK,. still here and consciouse… nore or less… OY… Qquicck! anymore questions? Hurrey! Not gonna lasy much longer!! ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/14 "2001-07-01T15:40:54Z")
Oh. crap!!!n Asttrogirl just called, and one of her friends is in an unhappy marriage… Major downer!!! Oy!!! ---
**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/15 "2001-07-01T15:48:10Z")
Hey drunkboy, pass the beer, will ya? _hip_ We can be… drunk together! _hip_ I’m a cheap date, one beer and I’m tipsy! _hip_ _gurgle_ So, Astroboy, whatcha doin in Korea? ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/16 "2001-07-01T15:53:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Elenfair \* > \*\*So, Astroboy, whatcha doin in Korea? \*\* F\*\*\*ed if I know!!! Ready to gho back to the real world!! ---
**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/17 "2001-07-01T15:59:05Z")
So now would be a good time to recruit you for Scylla’s Brute Squad? I need a personal body guard. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/18 "2001-07-01T16:00:49Z")
OK… I’ve had it… g’noght all! ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/19 "2001-07-01T16:10:59Z")
Why are you wearing pink chain mail? ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/20 "2001-07-02T04:10:40Z")
Just to let you all know: Astroboy has a bad hangover!☹ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842.md?page=2)