# aSK THE DRUNK GUY! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 1, 2001, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842 "2001-07-01T13:53:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/21 "2001-07-02T04:14:49Z")
Sucks getting older, don’t it? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Morrison\_s\_Lament](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Morrison\_s\_Lament](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morrison_s_Lament)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/22 "2001-07-02T04:35:06Z")
What an interesting night you must have had 😃 Oh, and I’d stick to beer rather than that Soju stuff. If it’s anything like Chinese rice liquor, it should be classified as a weapon of mass destruction. 😉 — G. Raven ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/23 "2001-07-02T04:45:13Z")
Damn, and I was just about to ask… Hey, **Astro** - how _you_ doin’? 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/24 "2001-07-02T05:29:32Z")
That title is such of ripoff of his bizarro thread. Ooooooooooooooo ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/25 "2001-07-02T05:47:35Z")
Is Astrogirl still mad at you for her forgetting you went to the movie? ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/26 "2001-07-02T14:17:34Z")
> [@](#): > > That title is such of ripoff of his bizarro thread. Ooooooooooooooo Huh? I’ll have to search for that one…😃 > [@](#): > > Hey, Astro - how you doin’? > > Esprix Much better now that the hangover has subsided a bit… whew! Alcohol is _EVIL_! > [@](#): > > Is Astrogirl still mad at you for her forgetting you went to the movie? Nope… that only lasted a few hours. Fortunately, her bouts of insanity are fairly short-lived… ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/27 "2001-07-02T14:28:57Z")
Whoa! I just looked up **Fenris** ’s thread… and at the bottom is a post by ME! I don’t remember that!:eek: ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/28 "2001-07-02T14:46:01Z")
**Astroboy** , did you know that lewd conduct and public drunkeness can get you barred from the Hall O’ Fame? hehe… It can’t, of course, which is a good thing. But boy, I tell ya, the Morality Police were all over me last night, saying I should kick you out. But then I pointed to your posts in this thread, and said, “See? Too friggin’ funny!” At which we all had a hearty laugh. Man, ain’t it cool when people slur whilst typing? You bet your butt it is! ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/29 "2001-07-02T15:12:49Z")
Ha! I remember **soju** , but unfortunately (or maybe, fortunately), the memories are fuzzy. ::hands **Astro** a couple Extra Strength Excedrine with a big glass of tomato juice:: I feel your pain, man! ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/30 "2001-07-03T13:42:10Z")
I thank you, **dan** and **Bunny** for your sympathy! I vow never to drink alcohol again! It is EVIL! EVIL I tells ya! (After tonight, that is… it’s too late to forego alcohol tonight!:D) ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/31 "2001-07-03T13:45:11Z")
BTW: > [@](#): > > Astroboy, did you know that lewd conduct and public drunkeness can get you barred from the Hall O’ Fame? **dan** , I didn’t know that there WAS a **Hall O’ Fame**!! Regardless, however, I don’t think I qualify yet… but I have stories!! Oh, I have stories!!! They will out eventually, I’m sure… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/32 "2001-07-03T13:48:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Astroboy14 \* > \*\* > **dan** , I didn’t know that there WAS a **Hall O’ Fame**!! Regardless, however, I don’t think I qualify yet… but I have stories!! Oh, I have stories!!! > > They will out eventually, I’m sure…\*\* Whaddya mean you didn’t know? You were all fired up about being **in** , and now you’ve forgotten? Shame, shame, shame! ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842/33 "2001-07-03T13:48:36Z")
Oh! **Morrison**! They don’t have Soju there? Really? You are very lucky, my man! Very lucky!!! It’s some NASTY sh\*\*!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-drunk-guy/70842.md?page=1)