# Ask the Dumbass **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 30, 2005, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-dumbass/287438 "2005-01-30T17:00:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-dumbass/287438/1 "2005-01-30T17:00:33Z")
Ask the dumbass who has absolutely no chance of keeping up with all the questions nor giving any useful or interesting answers. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-dumbass/287438/2 "2005-01-30T17:07:17Z")
What? ---
**Author:** ![sweetfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@sweetfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweetfreak)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-dumbass/287438/3 "2005-01-30T17:07:45Z")
But I already asked myself, and got no definitive answers. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-dumbass/287438/4 "2005-01-30T17:11:07Z")
Does God really hate cotton-wool blends? My sweater can get hot, but, you know, not “fires of hell” hot. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-dumbass/287438/5 "2005-01-30T17:16:22Z")
Dude, what the fuck? Also, what makes you think you can be the next American Idol? ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-dumbass/287438/6 "2005-01-30T17:23:46Z")
Maybe now would be a good time to ask: If the dream police were after you, what would they be after you for? ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-dumbass/287438/7 "2005-01-30T17:26:14Z")
Have you always been a dumbass? If not, would you mind telling us about the moment you realized you were a dumbass? ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-dumbass/287438/8 "2005-01-30T17:33:46Z")
> [@ParentalAdvisory](#): > > What? Exactly. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-dumbass/287438/9 "2005-01-30T17:35:22Z")
> [@Loopydude](#): > > Does God really hate cotton-wool blends? My sweater can get hot, but, you know, not “fires of hell” hot. I believe that he (or it, or whatever) does, yes. Oh, wait, I don’t believe in God at all. Nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-dumbass/287438/10 "2005-01-30T17:38:37Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > Dude, what the fuck? > > Also, what makes you think you can be the next American Idol? Fuck, yes. Or no, maybe. I’m not sure. What is this American Idol of which you speak? > [@SiXSwordS](#): > > Maybe now would be a good time to ask: If the dream police were after you, what would they be after you for? Dream police? Should I be worried? > [@Lord Ashtar](#): > > Have you always been a dumbass? If not, would you mind telling us about the moment you realized you were a dumbass? What makes you think _I’m_ the dumbass? ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-dumbass/287438/11 "2005-01-30T17:44:43Z")
> [@Knorf](#): > > What makes you think _I’m_ the dumbass? I wouldn’t have put it quite that strongly myself, though this thread wasn’t the best idea either. It doesn’t contain a joke, a rant or even enough information for a vanity self-Pitting. At best it’s a Seinfeld thread, i.e. about absolutely nothing. Nah. Locked. TVeblen Pit mod