# Ask the emu! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 1, 2005, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-emu/287850 "2005-02-01T21:00:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![owlstretchingtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/958977/32.png) [@owlstretchingtime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/owlstretchingtime)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-emu/287850/61 "2005-02-03T15:55:08Z")
When you are reunited with Rod Hull in the afterlife - Please let him know that it finished 2-1. I’m sure it’s been bothering him. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-emu/287850/62 "2005-02-03T17:22:32Z")
_Who’s a good emu? Is her a good emu? Is her a pretty emu? Yes her is! Her is a pretty wittle emu, isn’t her?_ ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-emu/287850/63 "2005-02-03T17:42:40Z")
> [@emekthian](#): > > Do you know Lloyd? Of course I know Lloyd, my child. Everyone knows Lloyd. Lloyd is truly a True Emu… unless you mean _that_ Lloyd. In which case, I don’t know him. > [@BJMoose](#): > > So. What are the seventeen other great revelations of the Emu of the Universe? > > Who was that chick I saw you with last night? And aren’t you worried about being brought up on a statutory charge? Alas, my dear **BJMoose** , I cannot say. It remains to you to find the inner emu within yourself. Once you have crossed the paths of emu obdurance and overcome the struggles of emu resistance and challening emus, then you will reunite with the blissful cosmic harmony of the holy and blessed Emu of the Universe, and the seventeen divine and awesome revelations of the most worshipful Emu will be revealed unto you. And she was totally legal. I _swear_. > [@harmless](#): > > Who’s a good emu? Is her a good emu? Is her a pretty emu? Yes her is! > Her is a pretty wittle emu, isn’t her? **harmless**! _slap_ How could you? I am _not_ one of your sleazy floozy little Goatse friends! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-emu/287850/64 "2005-02-03T17:47:23Z")
Ok, so her _ain’t_ a pretty wittle emu. 😛 _Her’s a mean ol’ nasty emu, yes her is_! 😃 I was going to give you a treat, but n’mind. Nyah! ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-emu/287850/65 "2005-02-03T17:51:18Z")
Whoopsie! That was me! (Like anyone couldn’t tell. 😛 ) Sorry about that, Sissy **Susie**. That’s what I get for switching computers. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-emu/287850/66 "2005-02-03T17:52:10Z")
> [@Susie Derkins](#): > > Ok, so her ain’t a pretty wittle emu. > Her’s a mean ol’ nasty emu, yes her is! > I was going to give you a treat, but n’mind. > Nyah! ☹ _lower lip quivers, eyes fill up with tears, sniffling_ ☹ ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-emu/287850/67 "2005-02-03T18:06:01Z")
Watch out, guys…I’ve seen crocodiles do this! She’s about to attack. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2005, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-emu/287850/68 "2005-02-04T00:46:02Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Watch out, guys…I’ve seen crocodiles do this! > She’s about to attack. 😃 Nonsense! Look at the poor little emu… \*\*Keapon \*\* takes a step closer. \*There a collective gasp, as everyone watches to see the fate of the foolish victim… _ponderous music_ \* ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2005, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-emu/287850/69 "2005-02-04T17:51:43Z")
_the Emu **ATTACKS**!_ _squelching noise_ _gasp of collective horror_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-emu/287850.md?page=3)