# Ask the Evil Overlord **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 11, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-evil-overlord/25246 "2000-07-11T21:35:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-evil-overlord/25246/61 "2000-07-15T01:03:51Z")
Who put the _bomph_ in the _bomph-bomph-bomp-pa-bomph_? Who put the _ram_ in the _ram-a-lama-ding-dong_? Whoput the _bop_ in the _bop-she-bop_? Who was that man? I’d like to shake his hand. He made mah bay-be fall in love with me!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Greyson3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/258eb7/32.png) [@Greyson3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greyson3)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-evil-overlord/25246/62 "2000-07-15T04:47:25Z")
Enough with all these puny questions. Doom is not impressed. Are you, or are you not the real Slim Shady? ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-evil-overlord/25246/63 "2000-07-15T04:52:15Z")
Are you going to have concubines? If so, can I be one? I’m a bit unruly at times, but I’ll gladly call you Master… ---
**Author:** ![ArkonDLoC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@ArkonDLoC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArkonDLoC)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-evil-overlord/25246/64 "2000-07-15T16:38:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \* > \*\*Who put the _bomph_ in the _bomph-bomph-bomp-pa-bomph_? > > Who put the _ram_ in the _ram-a-lama-ding-dong_? > > Whoput the _bop_ in the _bop-she-bop_? > > Who was that man? I’d like to shake his hand. He made mah bay-be fall in love with me!! 🙂 \*\* I have no idea. Ask someone who studies Music. ---
**Author:** ![ArkonDLoC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@ArkonDLoC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArkonDLoC)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-evil-overlord/25246/65 "2000-07-15T16:40:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Greyson3 \* > \*\*Are you, or are you not the real Slim Shady? \*\* No, I know not of this Slim Shady. ---
**Author:** ![ArkonDLoC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@ArkonDLoC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArkonDLoC)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-evil-overlord/25246/66 "2000-07-15T16:44:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > \*\*Are you going to have concubines? > If so, can I be one? \*\* I will not have any concubines, I’m more interested in finding a Dark Queen. Some of my Imperial Council would be interested, though. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-evil-overlord/25246/67 "2000-07-16T01:52:18Z")
Iff KITT (from Knightrider) and Airwolf were to have a battle, who’s side would you be on? ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-evil-overlord/25246/68 "2000-07-16T01:54:22Z")
If KITT (from Knightrider) and Airwolf were to have a battle, who’s side would you be on? ---
**Author:** ![ArkonDLoC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@ArkonDLoC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArkonDLoC)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-evil-overlord/25246/69 "2000-07-16T02:03:48Z")
I don’t exactly watch those shows. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-evil-overlord/25246/70 "2000-07-16T09:50:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ArkonDLoC \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > > \*\*Are you going to have concubines? > > If so, can I be one? \*\* > > I will not have any concubines, I’m more interested in finding a Dark Queen. Some of my Imperial Council would be interested, though. \*\* Oh, hell, Kathryn, you can be MY concubine: “My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun; Coral is far more red than her lips’ red; If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun; If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. I have seen roses damask’d, red and white, But no such roses see I in her cheeks; And in some perfumes is there more delight Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks. I love to hear her speak, yet well I know That music hath a far more pleasing sound; I grant I never saw a goddess go; My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground: And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare As any she belied with false compare.” –William Shakespeare, Sonnet 130 (Sorry for the hijack) ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-evil-overlord/25246/71 "2000-07-16T11:24:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by ArkonDLoC \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > > > \*\*Are you going to have concubines? > > > If so, can I be one? \*\* > > > > I will not have any concubines, I’m more interested in finding a Dark Queen. Some of my Imperial Council would be interested, though. \*\* > > Oh, hell, Kathryn, you can be MY concubine: > > “My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun; > Coral is far more red than her lips’ red; > If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun; > If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. > I have seen roses damask’d, red and white, > But no such roses see I in her cheeks; > And in some perfumes is there more delight > Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks. > I love to hear her speak, yet well I know > That music hath a far more pleasing sound; > I grant I never saw a goddess go; > My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground: > And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare > As any she belied with false compare.” > –William Shakespeare, Sonnet 130 > > (Sorry for the hijack) \*\* This particular sonnet is also known as “Shakespeare’s Great Dis” ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-evil-overlord/25246/72 "2000-07-17T01:17:33Z")
How is a raven like a writing desk? Have you considered destroying California? And would the resultant increase in your popularity (after destroying LA-LA land) result in your being stripped of your “Super-Villian” license, and cause you to be designated a “Public Benefactor”? Does, like, ya knauw **essense** precede **existance** or, like what? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![ArkonDLoC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@ArkonDLoC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArkonDLoC)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-evil-overlord/25246/73 "2000-07-17T01:42:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \* > \*\*How is a raven like a writing desk? \*\* Easy, I have both. > [@](#): > > **Have you considered destroying California? And would the resultant increase in your popularity (after destroying LA-LA land) result in your being stripped of your “Super-Villian” license, and cause you to be designated a “Public Benefactor”?** I have other uses for California. And I doubt I’d be called a “Public Benefactor” for killing half the Movie industry. > [@](#): > > \*\*Does, like, ya knauw **essense** precede **existance** or, like what? 😕 \*\* Essence is a facet of existance. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-evil-overlord/25246.md?page=3)