# Ask the ex phone sex operator **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 11, 2004, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-ex-phone-sex-operator/274193 "2004-11-11T13:26:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-ex-phone-sex-operator/274193/61 "2004-11-12T16:43:54Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > Ever get pissed off? Not too much. On the other hand, I believe we know the answer to the converse of that question. :eek: “Thanks, Mayor Simpson. Because of you, we’re all taking golden showers.” – Kent Brockman ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-ex-phone-sex-operator/274193/62 "2004-11-12T17:17:04Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > Fortunately, I never talked to a necrophilac. Ewww. It occurs to me that a phone call for someone who wanted to experience necrophilia would be fairly easy to do. After all, what could you say? Or perhaps you could simply not answer the phone, and the client could do everything himself. Or perhaps: You: “So, how you doing tonight?” Kinky Client: “Fine - I like necrophilia.” You: “I think - I’m having -\* (gasps)\* - a HEART ATTACK!” _drops phone_ And the client can carry on from there. You mentioned a client who wanted sex with dogs. Did he want you to bark? Or did you still have to talk? This is an interesting thread. Strange, but interesting. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-ex-phone-sex-operator/274193/63 "2004-11-12T17:21:00Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > Fortunately, I never talked to a necrophilac. Ewww. Uh, wouldn’t that mean that you **couldn’t** talk at all? The talking corpse seems a bit, well, unrealistic. You could just say “I’m dead now. Tell me when you’re done” and then go off and do your nails. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-ex-phone-sex-operator/274193/64 "2004-11-12T17:23:15Z")
Wow, **Shodan** , great i.e., perverted minds think alike! ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-ex-phone-sex-operator/274193/65 "2004-11-12T18:13:27Z")
> [@Kricket](#): > > A quick question though, do you think the phone business is still making money since internet porn is at peoples finger tips more now then it was when you were in the business? I think the phone sex business has probably fallen off a _lot_ since the 'net has gotten so popular. It’s been replaced with real time chat and such, IMHO. > [@](#): > > And do you keep in touch with any of the people you used to work with? No, but when I heard that my all-time-favorite transfer operator died of AIDS a few years ago, it did sadden me; she was so sweet! > [@](#): > > Oh, and did you ever get to discuss phone conversations with co-workers? Like “OMG you wouldn’t believe they guy I just talked to?” Or was it pretty much a solitary job? I know you said you had an award/recognition ceremony once, but I’m talking about getting along with them like they were co-workers and not just “yeah, we work at the same company” Well, at our yearly get-togethers, this pretty much _was_ the topic of conversation! We barely knew each other, after all, and this was the one thing we had in common. In fact, I specifically remember one of the ladies whose specialty was domination, would talk to a sub for about ten minutes, and then command that he get out a different credit card and call her back! She told us that she played one guy for this for _five_ calls one night! > [@Shodan](#): > > You mentioned a client who wanted sex with dogs. Did he want you to bark? Or did you still have to talk? No, he didn’t want me to _be_ a dog, he wanted me to tell him about all the times I’d had sex with dogs (ewww). But hey, a paycheck’s a paycheck, right? **Shodan** and **5que** , y’all’s twisted! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-ex-phone-sex-operator/274193/66 "2004-11-12T18:25:43Z")
The current Threadspotting thread reminded me of a funny experience back in my phone sex days: on one of my nights off, the phone rang at, like, 3AM. I pick it up and the convo goes like this: Me: (blurry)hello? Him: I wanna lick your pussy. Me: what? Him: I wanna lick your pussy. Me: Hey, if you wanna talk to me like that, you’re gonna have to pay twenty five bucks like everyone else. Click. I’ve no idea what the caller ever made of that call, but it still amuses _me_. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-ex-phone-sex-operator/274193/67 "2004-11-12T18:46:10Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > Next in line would have to be guys who wanted me to tell them a _new_ way to jack off. Tres frustrating! I mean, how many ways _are_ there? You’d be surprised. Either your husband lacks imagination or he isn’t telling you everything. 😉 _I keed, I keed_ ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-ex-phone-sex-operator/274193/68 "2004-11-12T19:15:24Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > You’d be surprised. Either your husband lacks imagination or he isn’t telling you everything. > > 😉 _I keed, I keed_ Hey, how do _you_ know my husband? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-ex-phone-sex-operator/274193/69 "2004-11-12T19:47:31Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > **Shodan** and **5que** , y’all’s twisted! 😃 You’re just mad you didn’t think of it. Think of the money you could have made specializing in necrophiles. But, weren’t you ever tempted to prank the callers? One of the funniest things I ever read in the old Spy magazine was them calling up phone-sex operators, and asking them all these deep philosophical questions, and recording the responses. But another question if I might - did they usually want to talk to you, or did you usually do most of the talking? And did you ever consider recording a tape and just playing it? Anyway, thanks for your response. Now I am off to rub my teeth and play dead. Woof! Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![badmana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@badmana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badmana)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-ex-phone-sex-operator/274193/70 "2004-11-12T19:58:17Z")
This is really a facinating thread. I once partook in “phone sex” with a women/girl I met online in my youth (I was 18 and she was 16 and that’s perfectly LEGAL in Ontario 😃 ) I can’t see myself paying for it though! 😃 Anyways (ahem), my question: You mentioned that participating in rape fantasies were up to you. Did you ever accept a call regarding this particular dark fantasy? Was it similar to a Sub role when a Dom would call or was is…different…somehow? Of course it’s all acting and I personally can’t see how this could be “acted” properly over the phone but did you see it as a Sub “role” and go along with it as long as it didn’t get too violent (swearing or verbally abusive)? Or would a caller call only to have you relate a story about rape? Did any callers ask specifically about something like incest? And just out of curiosity what was the ratio of white/black/asian men who called (that you could determine) and what kind of social “level” would you say they belonged to? (Middle class average guy vs old rich men or horney 18 year olds?). ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-ex-phone-sex-operator/274193/71 "2004-11-12T21:32:48Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > weren’t you ever tempted to prank the callers? One of the funniest things I ever read in the old Spy magazine was them calling up phone-sex operators, and asking them all these deep philosophical questions, and recording the responses. Well, I might have been tempted to screw with them a little bit, in a _non-sexual_ way, but the idea that any call might be monitored and I wouldn’t know it pretty much kept me in line. It was a pretty good gig, and I didn’t want to lose it. > [@](#): > > But another question if I might - did they usually want to talk to you, or did you usually do most of the talking? And did you ever consider recording a tape and just playing it? Most of them were pretty chatty, in terms of a give-and-take conversation; I suspect that if they wanted something less interactive they would have just jerked off with a porn mag or some such. The recording a tape and just playing it, again, would have gotten me into trouble. I’m sure that if anyone suspected something like that, they’d report it, I’d be investigated, and BAM, there goes my sweet deal. > [@badmana](#): > > You mentioned that participating in rape fantasies were up to you. Did you ever accept a call regarding this particular dark fantasy? Was it similar to a Sub role when a Dom would call or was is…different…somehow? Well, S&M doesn’t have much to do with unwillingness, really, because the sub _agrees_ to be dominated, as opposed to the rape victim who really is powerless. I did some rape calls, when I got the sense that it was strictly fantasy, but if the guy struck me as someone who might actually want to rape someone, I was outta there. > [@](#): > > Of course it’s all acting and I personally can’t see how this could be “acted” properly over the phone but did you see it as a Sub “role” and go along with it as long as it didn’t get too violent (swearing or verbally abusive)? Or would a caller call only to have you relate a story about rape? Did any callers ask specifically about something like incest? I didn’t even mind verbal abuse as long as (and this is gonna sound strange; try to bear with me) it seemed like it was all in good fun. Sometimes callers wanted incest stuff (one guy apparently had the hots for his sister, and wanted me to “play” said sister); the incest stuff was okay with me, as long as it only involved willing (covered by the rape clause) adults (covered by the minors clause). Incest isn’t anything that appeals to me, but hey, if you’re a chef in a restaurant, you don’t have to _enjoy_ filet mignon to make a nice one, yes? ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-ex-phone-sex-operator/274193/72 "2004-11-12T21:35:19Z")
> [@badmana](#): > > And just out of curiosity what was the ratio of white/black/asian men who called (that you could determine) and what kind of social “level” would you say they belonged to? (Middle class average guy vs old rich men or horney 18 year olds?). Sorry, I missed this one the first time through. I’d have to take a WAG that it was mostly middle-class white guys between the ages of, oh, 25 and 60. The younger kids, I would think, would go for that per minute stuff cuz they could get off in three minutes and be outta there, cheap. Or, they had actual sex. I got the impression that a lot of guys who called were married or committed, and didn’t want to cheat on their SOs but wanted a little variety. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-ex-phone-sex-operator/274193.md?page=3)