Some answers from another average British bloke…
SwimmingRiddles:
I have no statistics, but American accents don’t usually arouse lust in anyone I know. Occasionally, though, I can be partial to a “southern belle” accent (but only if it’s from a person with thoroughly modern attitudes!).
Dental hygiene is not bad here. The stereotype certainly doesn’t hold true any more, although I don’t think we’re quite as thorough as you. I go to the dentists on a problem-only basis, or about once every couple of years if nothing’s wrong (hey, I’m cheap!). Brushing after every meal, flossing etc are all common.
zgystardst:
A wally is just a gentle insult - basically an idiot. It’s the kind of thing your grandparents will call you if you admit to losing your wallet. And yes, I do like real ale, although lagers can be nicer on a summer’s day. Decent real ale isn’t easy to find in central London, sadly.
drpepper:
Jeremy Paxman’s The English is very good on the subject of English reserve. I think there’s a lot of truth to it, but not to the extent that we’re portrayed abroad. People just aren’t very vocal about their feelings - the opposite extreme to the stereotype of Americans we get here (the insincere “have a nice day”, the terrifying New York cabbies, all those stereotypes). I’m personally a bit reserved (unless drunk) - I just genuinely don’t always want other people to know how I feel. If I do, I’ll tell them.
The really bizarre thing was Princess Diana’s funeral, when there was pretty much a spontaneous national outpouring of grief (sociologists are still picking that one to pieces). Regardless of what you think of that situation - I personally was furious about the fuss that other road accident victims weren’t getting, over a woman who was as much of a media manipulator and flawed human being as the rest of us - a lot of commentators saw the grief as very “un-English”. We can be emotional, but you rarely see it in public.
elbows:
Men in women’s clothing isn’t amusing. God knows why some find it like that…the state of comedy on TV here is actually pretty good (Chris Morris, Dom Joly, Fast Show, League of Gentlemen and so on) so hopefully the Benny Hill theme is taking its rightful place in history.
As for regional dialects…no idea. Again, the Paxman book goes into that subject quite a lot. I can’t say much about public school either; the vast majority go to state schools and regard public schools as an amusing anachronism. Popular among the nouveau riche, but not part of most people’s lives.
Reeder:
There isn’t really an English cuisine. It’s more of a fusion of styles. American cuisine isn’t that common here either, really, beyond steak restaurants and Tex-Mex.
betenoir:
London’s big and the popular suburbs change every year (so it seems). People I know tend to congregate in Camden Town, Chalk Farm, Belsize Park, Kentish Town, Balham, Clapham and Fulham, although none of the above are cheap.