<takes deep breath>
Here goes…
To Mr. Blue Sky:
1. What do you think is the biggest misconception Americans have about Brits?
Like everyone else has said, it’s the ‘uptight’ thing. Although it’s true that we don’t talk about our feeling all the time, we certainly have them.
3. What’s the current attitude toward the Royal family?
Generally apathetic, but this is partially a geographic thing. As a rule of thumb you could say people care less the further north you go.
To Reeder:
What’s up with English cuisine? Why are there no “English” restaurants in America?
I agree with the other comments that it would be hard to identify genuinely ‘British’ cuisine, but other countries have been heavily influenced from abroad in the kitchen and it doesn’t stop them from promoting themselves (e.g. every European cuisine includes potatoes and tomatoes even though they aren’t ‘native’ European foods). Generally the British have low self-esteem when it comes to their cooking and, although partially deserved, it is reinforced by unqualified prejudice from abroad.
So I think an English restaurant would be hard to market.
I got involved in another thread on this subject in which many Americans were abusive about food they’d heard of or tried over here. But then they seemed universally proud of McDonalds, so…
Mangetout wrote:
A ‘Public’ school is actually private (yes I know) and…
To explain this further, when these schools were founded (some of them in the 1400s) only very wealthy people or the clergy were educated at all, so the usual education would be in a monastery or through tuition at home (= private, therefore ‘public’ meant ‘out of the home or monastery’).
To elbows:
What’s so endlessly entertaining about men dressed in womens clothes?
Absolutely nothing. Leaves me completely cold.
While travelling in India … with 11 different Brits… Thing was, no two of them had the same accent.
I’m pleasantly surprised you noticed. A friend of a friend of mine (from Liverpool) was travelling in Texas recently with a mate of his from Glasgow and none of the locals could spot the difference, which seemed weird to us. The explanation for the variety is just time + variety of outside influences + a willingness to use your voice to identify yourself with a locality or social class.
School experiences. Didn’t have any bad ones myself, but I believe there is a similar attitude in our public (see above) schools to your college fraternities; you’ve got to prove you can survive a bit of hell to be taken seriously by the other kids.
To betenoir:
OK. Why are there certain accents that other Britishers (a word I just invented) consider dead common but leave me paralyzed with lust?
Maybe it’s just a case of ‘the grass being greener’? The accent where I come from (near Liverpool) is generally unpopular here (although I don’t have a strong accent and British people rarely guess where I’m from by listening to me). The American girl I was speaking to on the phone the other day seemed to like my voice anyway , but people here have all sorts of pre-conceived associations between accent and social standing that don’t travel across the sea.
I’d guess that Newcastle and Scottish Highland or East of Scotland accents would have the most attractive connotations to other British people who aren’t from those areas, but in my experience, you can get a positive response with any regional accent provided it’s not too strong.
And which London suburb should I emigrate to?
Depends what you’re looking for. Nowhere is reasonably priced, especially for living accommodation, but the west is generally prettier and more expensive than the east.
To vivalostwages:
Daphne, on the TV show Frasier, is supposedly using a Manchester accent. I would have no idea if she’s nailing it or not.
She’s not. Jane Leeves comes from Surrey, I think, and that’s her best guess at a Manchester accent. Nobody from North West England would be fooled.
To glee:
Can you tell that Marty is British?
I think most people who are fans of the show realise this, but couldn’t tell from his voice. Of course the in-joke is that he’s from Manchester of all places, but I believe he moved over there when he was only a kid.
To zgystardst:
Do you drink beer? Do you prefer Real Ale?
Personally I’m a bitter (ale) drinker, but lager seems to sell more. I could write pages on this subject so don’t tempt me, except to say that we don’t drink our beer warm. Bitter is not supposed to be refrigerated like lager, but it should be cold like cold tap water.
To jabe:
dreadlocks
I’d be a bit careful about using that word if I were you ;). It’s only supposed to be used for Rastafarians and to them it’s not a ‘style’ but a personal emblem of religious significance. Hmmm, maybe a more reliable general term would just be ‘locks’?
To China Guy:
Man, I’m dying to know. Is “Yank” the short version of “Yankee” or the polite version of “septic?”
I agree with the comment that most people would take a while to remember what “septic” meant, so to most of us it’s an abbreviation of Yankee (sorry southerners that means you too :)).
…Sandhurst upper class prat who all considered septic baiting to be the epitome of piss taking. Why is this?
Because he’s an upper class prat. He’d probably try to bait me too - with tragic consequences for him.
Do Brits generally mind being referred to as “Brits?”
I have used it to refer to myself on these pages, but wouldn’t normally do so. That’s because of my Irish ancestry, though, where the word opens up a whole world of controversy best left for another time.
On a less serious note … does anyone archive the PAGE 3 nudes? S
I don’t want to promote any of the works of Satan Murdoch, but you’ll find that the genuine article is found in The Sun rather than The Daily Star (which is a Sun wannabe, god help us).
As an afterthought, **TheVoiceofReason** mentioned Caprice as something American we'd like to have over here.
I thought we already had her over here more than you have her over there? I'll agree she looks great in photographs but, c'mon be honest she's very, very dull (each to their own I s'pose).
I'm sure I could come up with a long list of American women I'd like to see more of over here, but, well, you get the picture, and I'm sure I could come up with just as long a list of women from anywhere else (not that there's anything wrong with our home-gown ones of course:))