# Ask the future bloodsucker! Or, an open letter to MaxTorque.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 30, 2000, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210 "2000-06-30T21:04:57Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/1 "2000-06-30T21:04:57Z")
Just got my LSAT scores.
1. 96th percentile.
Max, you’ll be getting your picture around Monday, I’d imagine.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/2 "2000-06-30T21:07:35Z")
CONGRATULATIONS!
(to both of you)
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### Author:  [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/3 "2000-06-30T21:42:16Z")
Congrats Libby!
You’re 10 pounds of funky in a 5 pound bag!
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### Author:  [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/4 "2000-06-30T22:39:38Z")
Wow. Brains, beauty and a Bills fan.
Libby, if I wasn’t already married…
Congratulations. No one deserves it more than you.
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### Author:  [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/5 "2000-06-30T22:41:10Z")
Suh-WEET! High fives and hugs, Libs! The doors of damn near every law school in the nation are now wide open to you.
My primary piece of advice to you: don’t get cheap. If there’s a $60 book that’ll help you understand a course, buy it.
[Aspen Publishing](http://www.aspenpub.com/) has a series called Examples and Explanations that are very, very good for explaining the first-year courses in much plainer English than you’ll ever see in a casebook. Buy and read Torts, Criminal Law, Civil Procedure, and Contracts before you start those classes. You might also want to look into flashcards from [Emanuel](http://www.emanuel.com/products/liaf/)…
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### Author:  [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/6 "2000-06-30T23:03:10Z")
Congrats, Drain. Now 3 responses and 40 views. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Wood\_Thrush](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wood_Thrush)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/7 "2000-06-30T23:05:05Z")
Felicitations!
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### Author:  [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/8 "2000-06-30T23:19:25Z")
“You come in here with your brains (or, in this case drains) full of MUSH! And you leave thinking like a LAWYER!”
Yeah, I’m old.
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/9 "2000-06-30T23:21:12Z")
DrainBead, may the farce be with you.
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/10 "2000-06-30T23:22:29Z")
Oh yeah, almost forgot something…
YOU ROCK DRAINBEAD!!!
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### Author:  [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/11 "2000-06-30T23:27:37Z")
Way to go!!! How cool are you? :::::fireworks and other cool shit::::
PS if you need some photo editing help… heh
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### Author:  [@JimOfAllTrades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimOfAllTrades)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/12 "2000-06-30T23:27:50Z")
Hell of a job, Drain!
You wipped his ass good! 🙂
Ugly
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### Author:  [@jenkinsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jenkinsfan)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/13 "2000-06-30T23:30:00Z")
I am happy for you, Drainy. _You shall always be Drainy to me._
So are you and Yankee Boy having some sort of cyber wedding that we can all attend now? I’ll be happy to be your world wide web minister.😃
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### Author:  [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/14 "2000-06-30T23:53:11Z")
Apparently, if I do not post to this thread, an innocent WoodThrush shall be killed.
Congratulations, Libby!
–Tim
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### Author:  [@Highlander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Highlander)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/15 "2000-07-01T00:02:49Z")
YEEHAW !!! You rock lady!!
Congrats! Party hearty…you deserve it.
-Randy
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### Author:  [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2000, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/16 "2000-07-01T00:04:23Z")
Congratulations, Libby!
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### Author:  [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/17 "2000-07-01T00:09:47Z")
congrats fute un(french for smart one)
go celebrate!
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/18 "2000-07-01T01:10:42Z")
Drain forced me to post here. She was going berserk in the chatroom. So here goes.
Woohoo Libby. You are so very, very smart. 96th Percentile, huh? Who were the other people doing the test? The Teletubbies?
😛
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### Author:  [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/19 "2000-07-01T01:11:49Z")
Hey, I got 99th percentile on my PSATs, does that count?
Job well done, DrainBead. Now maybe you can argue your boyfriend out of being a Yankees fan in court! _laughs_
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### Author:  [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/20 "2000-07-01T01:12:34Z")
That’s the best news- great job, Libby!!
Zette
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