# Ask the future bloodsucker! Or, an open letter to MaxTorque. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 30, 2000, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210 "2000-06-30T21:04:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/21 "2000-07-01T02:13:11Z")
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Congrats, hon!!! ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/22 "2000-07-01T02:33:05Z")
Dern. Now that I know what it IS…congratulations. What an utterly fantastic achievement. ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/23 "2000-07-01T03:28:16Z")
A very pathetic person (I’m not saying who) asked me to post here. Felicitations, Libby. I got a 740 on my SAT II writing test. Does that count for anything? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/24 "2000-07-01T03:42:41Z")
Is this thread billable? 'Grats! ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/25 "2000-07-01T03:50:29Z")
Way to go DrainBead ! So when are you going to become a full fledged bloodsucker ? And how will Satan feel about being groom of Vampira ? ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/26 "2000-07-01T04:40:34Z")
Woo Hoo! Libby, you **ROCK**!! Many congrats and felicitations to ye! This is so _Way Cool_!! 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/27 "2000-07-01T15:19:38Z")
I’m gonna marry a lawyer… I’m gonna marry a lawyer… ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/28 "2000-07-01T15:23:13Z")
Satan, is this your way of saying you’ll get fucked either way? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/29 "2000-07-01T15:34:45Z")
Way to go Drainy! You ROCK! Whoo hoo! 😃 ::tosses confetti in the air:: ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/30 "2000-07-01T15:48:40Z")
Just wanted to add my congrats, DB. Well done! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/31 "2000-07-02T00:24:34Z")
WTG Drain! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![onesheep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e495f1/32.png) [@onesheep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/onesheep)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/32 "2000-07-04T20:54:25Z")
Drain…Welcome to the lovely world of legal mumbo jumbo!!! ENJOY!!! ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210/33 "2000-07-04T21:35:25Z")
Congratulations, Libby! I’m still startled that you’re going to law school, but I’m sure you’ll be a fantastic children’s advocate. It takes a smart and caring person to do that, and that is what you are. Mazal tov! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-future-bloodsucker-or-an-open-letter-to-maxtorque/24210.md?page=1)