# Ask the Generic Person Anything

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-generic-person-anything/1008836>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 15, 2024, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-generic-person-anything/1008836 "2024-10-15T16:53:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2024, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-generic-person-anything/1008836/41 "2024-10-16T21:29:12Z")

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The average person has slightly mire than one skeleton inside them.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-generic-person-anything/1008836/42 "2024-10-17T16:22:47Z")

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And let’s not get started on pronouns!

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**Author:** ![Sigene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df788c/32.png) [@Sigene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigene)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-generic-person-anything/1008836/43 "2024-10-17T16:24:48Z")

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What is your favorite color of grey for an SUV?

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-generic-person-anything/1008836/44 "2024-10-17T16:26:41Z")

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I have a generic friend, Norman Standard, do you guys know each other?

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-generic-person-anything/1008836/45 "2024-10-17T16:30:59Z")

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[You missed one.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-just-does-regular-stuff/743813)

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-generic-person-anything/1008836/46 "2024-10-17T22:00:50Z")

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> [@WildaBeast](#):
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> Is it true that you’re made in the same factory as the Name Brand Person?

How much less expensive are you then a person with a name? What does your driver’s license have in the name field???

> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> I’m not sure about generic people, but on average, people have one testicle, one ovary, half of a penis, and half of a vagina.

What kind of half-assed answer is this or does the average person have a full ass?

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-generic-person-anything/1008836/47 "2024-10-17T22:01:51Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> What does your driver’s license have in the name field???

Persson, Jen Eric

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-generic-person-anything/1008836/48 "2024-10-17T22:40:16Z")

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Is your size generic? If so, wouldn’t that be called average? So are you really an average person?

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**Author:** ![Wrenching\_Spanners](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecb155/32.png) [@Wrenching\_Spanners](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wrenching_Spanners)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2024, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-generic-person-anything/1008836/49 "2024-10-19T11:21:57Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> > [@Spiderman](#):
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> > What does your driver’s license have in the name field???
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> Persson, Jen Eric

This is why the SDMB needs like buttons!

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