# Ask the guy drunk on a Sunday night **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 14, 2013, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-drunk-on-a-sunday-night/647129 "2013-01-14T03:40:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-drunk-on-a-sunday-night/647129/1 "2013-01-14T03:40:09Z")
On a mobile device, in a bar, that’s losing juice, so it’s possible I shall run out. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-drunk-on-a-sunday-night/647129/2 "2013-01-14T03:44:39Z")
Isn’t the world wonderful!? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-drunk-on-a-sunday-night/647129/3 "2013-01-14T03:46:43Z")
It’s hard to determine. I’ve only been to about ten of its countries. Bu I think autocorrect is wonderful as it allows me to type semi coherently. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-drunk-on-a-sunday-night/647129/4 "2013-01-14T03:48:24Z")
What are the roots of x[SUP]3[/SUP] - 3x[SUP]2[/SUP] - 10x + 24? Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-drunk-on-a-sunday-night/647129/5 "2013-01-14T03:48:44Z")
What are you having? And where are you? In KC? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-drunk-on-a-sunday-night/647129/6 "2013-01-14T03:53:41Z")
> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#): > > What are the roots of x[SUP]3[/SUP] - 3x[SUP]2[/SUP] - 10x + 24? > > Stranger [http://www.lol-jokes.com/business-work/engineers/plus-a-constant](http://www.lol-jokes.com/business-work/engineers/plus-a-constant) > [@Bayard](#): > > What are you having? > > And where are you? In KC? Right now? Balvenie neat. Double. I’m in Jefferson City. There’s an inauguration tomorrow and I was invited so I’m here and shall attend. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-drunk-on-a-sunday-night/647129/7 "2013-01-14T04:03:17Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > Right now? Balvenie neat. Double. > I’m in Jefferson City. There’s an inauguration tomorrow and I was invited so I’m here and shall attend. Good call on the whiskey. I’m just up the road from you in Columbia. I’ve done a lot of drinking in KC but not in Jeff City. Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-drunk-on-a-sunday-night/647129/8 "2013-01-14T04:16:05Z")
I shall. I shall ---
**Author:** ![YourAdHere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/65b543/32.png) [@YourAdHere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YourAdHere)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-drunk-on-a-sunday-night/647129/9 "2013-01-14T04:27:35Z")
Do you have to work tomorrow? What time do you have to get up? How old are you? What sort of work? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-drunk-on-a-sunday-night/647129/10 "2013-01-14T04:31:12Z")
No Whatever time I wake up, since my daughter won’t wake me up at 6:20. 36 Government work ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-drunk-on-a-sunday-night/647129/11 "2013-01-14T06:54:41Z")
This didn’t sound much like a “woo hoo I’m crazy drunk, look at me” sort of post. It sounded to me more like a “I’d like to talk to someone” kind of post. I may be way off base, and if so, I apologize. Do you want someone to talk to? ---
**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-drunk-on-a-sunday-night/647129/12 "2013-01-14T07:02:17Z")
I read your username as Underwear. Is that okay? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-drunk-on-a-sunday-night/647129/13 "2013-01-14T12:32:07Z")
> [@dnooman](#): > > Do you want someone to talk to? Well I did just download the Skype app on my phone yesterday. So we could. My wife asked if I had it on my phone and I said “uhhhh, no. I have a phone on my phone.” But she’s going to India in two weeks and its the only way to communicate consistently. So I got it. Anyway, moderately longish story slightly less long, I’m awake without an alarm at 6:3o in the morning on a day I don’t have anything to do until 10. Funny that. And by funny I mean annoying. So sure. Let’s talk! Oh and no, my post wasn’t a cry for help. A cry for attention? Sure. But then…what post isn’t? > [@Becky2844](#): > > I read your username as Underwear. Is that okay? Yeah, a lot of people do I’m told. It is ok. I’ll forgive you, my child. If you have any water. I could really use some water right now. ---
**Author:** ![Toxgoddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Toxgoddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxgoddess)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-drunk-on-a-sunday-night/647129/14 "2013-01-14T13:01:16Z")
So how are you feeling this morning? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-drunk-on-a-sunday-night/647129/15 "2013-01-14T13:52:20Z")
Tired. Thirsty. Otherwise I’m skippily do. I’m not sure what that means, but I’m it. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-drunk-on-a-sunday-night/647129/16 "2013-01-14T13:55:04Z")
Where did you go, **Enderw24**? Not much to choose from as far as bars in Jefferson City. I would have sent you to Paddy Malone’s and gleaned some vicarious nostalgia. Are you invited to the inauguration after-party? I worked communications for the security detail for Gov. Blunt’s inauguration. You can’t imagine how trashed the capitol building can get. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-drunk-on-a-sunday-night/647129/17 "2013-01-14T14:24:24Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > On a mobile device, in a bar, that’s losing juice, so it’s possible I shall run out. Details, man! We need details! Did the bar lose juice? How did you get drunk on juice? Did you run out? How fast? Did you trip on anything (other than the juice)? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-drunk-on-a-sunday-night/647129/18 "2013-01-14T14:36:00Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > Where did you go, **Enderw24**? Not much to choose from as far as bars in Jefferson City. I would have sent you to Paddy Malone’s and gleaned some vicarious nostalgia. > > Are you invited to the inauguration after-party? I worked communications for the security detail for Gov. Blunt’s inauguration. You can’t imagine how trashed the capitol building can get. A restaurant then The hotel bar. I actually wanted to go to Paddys but it was closed. Closed! On a Sunday night. How rude. So I went to Arri’s pizzaria. And the bar didn’t run out of juice fortunately. Orenthal showed up just in time