# Ask the Guy Who Doesn't Like to Answer Questions

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-doesnt-like-to-answer-questions/127720>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 9, 2002, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-doesnt-like-to-answer-questions/127720 "2002-09-09T22:04:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-doesnt-like-to-answer-questions/127720/21 "2002-09-11T04:58:27Z")

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Dear Guy Who Doesn’t Like to Answer Questions,

If I was to offer you $100 to answer no to this question, do you want the money?

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-doesnt-like-to-answer-questions/127720/22 "2002-09-11T05:36:09Z")

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Dear Guy Who blah, blah, blah,

So, how many questions have you successfully **not** answered? How do you know?

Does it hurt when I poke you here?

What have I got in my pocket?

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