# Ask the guy who has seen every episode of the Dukes of Hazzard.

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-has-seen-every-episode-of-the-dukes-of-hazzard/462460
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [September 7, 2008, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-has-seen-every-episode-of-the-dukes-of-hazzard/462460 "2008-09-07T06:06:59Z")
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### Author: ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2008, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-has-seen-every-episode-of-the-dukes-of-hazzard/462460/1 "2008-09-07T06:06:59Z")

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Well, I’ve done it. I’ve watched every episode of the Dukes of Hazzard on dvd.

Yeah, I remember that one when the Dukes were set up by Boss Hogg and had to evade Roscoe.

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### Author: ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2008, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-has-seen-every-episode-of-the-dukes-of-hazzard/462460/2 "2008-09-07T06:12:42Z")

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What’s two plus two?

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### Author: ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2008, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-has-seen-every-episode-of-the-dukes-of-hazzard/462460/3 "2008-09-07T06:15:03Z")

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It depends if Boss Hogg or Enos is adding it.

Boss Hogg would say $500. Enos would say 3 because he doesn’t want to cheat you.

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### Author: ![Neon\_Madman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e79b87/32.png) [@Neon\_Madman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neon_Madman)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2008, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-has-seen-every-episode-of-the-dukes-of-hazzard/462460/4 "2008-09-07T06:15:04Z")

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Can you sleep at night with the deed weighing on your conscience?

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### Author: ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2008, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-has-seen-every-episode-of-the-dukes-of-hazzard/462460/5 "2008-09-07T06:20:09Z")

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There is nothing like going to bed while watching an episode of the Dukes. I’m buying the complete set on dvd.

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### Author: ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2008, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-has-seen-every-episode-of-the-dukes-of-hazzard/462460/6 "2008-09-07T06:28:09Z")

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And to think people question my fondness for live lesbian sex shows. This be much worse.

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### Author: ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2008, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-has-seen-every-episode-of-the-dukes-of-hazzard/462460/7 "2008-09-07T06:32:46Z")

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Daisy Duke is worse that a live Lesbian show? 😃

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### Author: ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2008, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-has-seen-every-episode-of-the-dukes-of-hazzard/462460/8 "2008-09-07T06:36:53Z")

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> [@dalej42](#):
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> Daisy Duke is worse that a live Lesbian show? 😃

Yes.

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### Author: ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2008, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-has-seen-every-episode-of-the-dukes-of-hazzard/462460/9 "2008-09-07T06:48:14Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> And to think people question my fondness for live lesbian sex shows. This be much worse.

I’d be more worried if they were dead.

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### Author: ![Charger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df788c/32.png) [@Charger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charger)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2008, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-has-seen-every-episode-of-the-dukes-of-hazzard/462460/10 "2008-09-07T16:59:37Z")

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I’m a fan of the show, own the DVDs, and have a General Lee in my garage. What, in your opinion, was most to blame for the demise of the series?

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### Author: ![pilot141](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e0b2c6/32.png) [@pilot141](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pilot141)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-has-seen-every-episode-of-the-dukes-of-hazzard/462460/11 "2008-09-08T00:58:30Z")

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Wait, did you see the one where they were about to lose the farm?

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### Author: ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-has-seen-every-episode-of-the-dukes-of-hazzard/462460/12 "2008-09-08T01:25:37Z")

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Why is the car named The General Lee?

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### Author: ![Mk\_VII](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Mk\_VII](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mk_VII)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-has-seen-every-episode-of-the-dukes-of-hazzard/462460/13 "2008-09-08T13:10:52Z")

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Did _any_ black people at all live in this strange version of the Deep South?

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### Author: ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-has-seen-every-episode-of-the-dukes-of-hazzard/462460/14 "2008-09-08T13:18:14Z")

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Why is Hazzard County the nexus for every bank robbery in America?

Why is there always road construction on what are all essentially dirt roads?

Whats the creepiest moment between the Duke boys and Daisy?

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### Author: ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-has-seen-every-episode-of-the-dukes-of-hazzard/462460/15 "2008-09-08T13:23:51Z")

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Hey, did Bo and Luke win that cross country road race?

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### Author: ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-has-seen-every-episode-of-the-dukes-of-hazzard/462460/16 "2008-09-08T15:04:28Z")

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All right, I’ll test you: What is the name of Boss Hogg’s twin brother?

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### Author: ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-has-seen-every-episode-of-the-dukes-of-hazzard/462460/17 "2008-09-08T15:19:38Z")

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> [@Mk\_VII](#):
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> Did _any_ black people at all live in this strange version of the Deep South?

The sheriff of the next county over. He was black, wasn’t he?

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### Author: ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-has-seen-every-episode-of-the-dukes-of-hazzard/462460/18 "2008-09-08T15:41:53Z")

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> [@Captain\_Amazing](#):
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> The sheriff of the next county over. He was black, wasn’t he?

Yup, Chickisaw county had a black sheriff. There were some black people in the show, usually as one of the bad guys.

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### Author: ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-has-seen-every-episode-of-the-dukes-of-hazzard/462460/19 "2008-09-08T15:43:20Z")

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> [@Tom\_Tildrum](#):
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> All right, I’ll test you: What is the name of Boss Hogg’s twin brother?

Abraham Lincoln Hogg. There was an episode where both Hoggs are in the show and A.L. Hogg is as good as Boss Hogg is evil

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### Author: ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2008, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-has-seen-every-episode-of-the-dukes-of-hazzard/462460/20 "2008-09-08T15:46:56Z")

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> [@Charger](#):
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> I’m a fan of the show, own the DVDs, and have a General Lee in my garage. What, in your opinion, was most to blame for the demise of the series?

The replacement Dukes. At the start of the 5th season, there was some contract dispute so the network brought in replacements for Bo and Luke.

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