# Ask the guy who holds humanity in contempt **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 22, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-holds-humanity-in-contempt/603748 "2011-11-22T15:01:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-holds-humanity-in-contempt/603748/1 "2011-11-22T15:01:17Z")
Fie to you! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-holds-humanity-in-contempt/603748/2 "2011-11-22T15:09:44Z")
I love humans. Especially with a little salt and pepper. ---
**Author:** ![heathen\_earthling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/13edae/32.png) [@heathen\_earthling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heathen_earthling)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-holds-humanity-in-contempt/603748/3 "2011-11-22T15:13:06Z")
What’s your favourite kind of ape? ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-holds-humanity-in-contempt/603748/4 "2011-11-22T15:41:40Z")
Do you watch “When Animals Attack” so you can root for the animals? ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-holds-humanity-in-contempt/603748/5 "2011-11-22T15:45:58Z")
Where are the club meetings held? I’d like to attend. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-holds-humanity-in-contempt/603748/6 "2011-11-22T15:51:13Z")
How do you feel about secular humanists? Are they simply delusional or evil in hiding? ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-holds-humanity-in-contempt/603748/7 "2011-11-22T15:58:50Z")
So I take it you won’t actually be answering our questions. You’ll just quote and mock/insult us. Right? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-holds-humanity-in-contempt/603748/8 "2011-11-22T16:13:08Z")
You have to admit the little ones are cute, at least until they get too big to chase with the lawnmower. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-holds-humanity-in-contempt/603748/9 "2011-11-22T16:25:30Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > You have to admit the little ones are cute, at least until they get too big to chase with the lawnmower. Yes. Cute like bot fly larvae. > [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](#): > > Where are the club meetings held? I’d like to attend. What meetings, buffoon? > [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#): > > Do you watch “When Animals Attack” so you can root for the animals? You know it! > [@heathen\_earthling](#): > > What’s your favourite kind of ape? Humans, becuase they’re so predictable: Will they eat it? Yes. Will they hump it? Yes. Will they kill each other for it? Yes. Etc. > [@ftg](#): > > So I take it you won’t actually be answering our questions. You’ll just quote and mock/insult us. Right? Naw, I already did that schtick in “Ask The Cat.” ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-holds-humanity-in-contempt/603748/10 "2011-11-22T16:31:33Z")
[SIZE=“1”]I’m too scared to enter this thread.[/SIZE] ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-holds-humanity-in-contempt/603748/11 "2011-11-22T16:36:46Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > How do you feel about secular humanists? Are they simply delusional or evil in hiding? There is no difference as the delusional themselves are hiding from who they are. Secular humanists, the devout, the philanthropic…same wine, different bottle. > [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > [SIZE=“1”]I’m too scared to enter this thread.[/SIZE] So typical. ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-holds-humanity-in-contempt/603748/12 "2011-11-22T16:39:20Z")
Ask me what? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-holds-humanity-in-contempt/603748/13 "2011-11-22T17:15:00Z")
Does it trouble you that humanity couldn’t give a shit what you think of it? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-holds-humanity-in-contempt/603748/14 "2011-11-22T17:46:43Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Does it trouble you that humanity couldn’t give a shit what you think of it? Always with the projection. Why should I care what humanity thinks? This thread invites humanity to hear what _I_ think. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-holds-humanity-in-contempt/603748/15 "2011-11-22T17:47:12Z")
Oh, so you are THAT guy! I thought your smugness sounded familiar. > **[Q (Star Trek) Photo: Q - Judge](https://www.fanpop.com/clubs/q-star-trek/images/10759424/title/q-judge-photo)** > > Photo of Q - Judge for fans of Q (Star Trek). Your makeup person and clothes designers could do better ya know. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-holds-humanity-in-contempt/603748/16 "2011-11-22T19:23:33Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Always with the projection. Why should I care what humanity thinks? This thread invites humanity to hear what _I_ think. I think I speak for a lot of us when I say, I’m a bit scared to hear what you think. 🙂 I don’t like apes; I prefer monkeys. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-holds-humanity-in-contempt/603748/17 "2011-11-22T20:32:58Z")
I am, of course, an exception. Correct? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-holds-humanity-in-contempt/603748/18 "2011-11-22T20:54:27Z")
I’m in a better mood now than I was this morning– **Twickster** convinced me a few years ago to check the rage. But while the original sentiment of post #1 holds true in a general sense there are, like, a handful of humans who are deviant enough that my smug, self-satisfied inner Napoleon wouldn’t gladly see devoured by kittens. Ah, who’m I kiddin? I’d gladly see y’all devoured by kittens! ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-holds-humanity-in-contempt/603748/19 "2011-11-23T17:58:52Z")
> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#): > > Do you watch “When Animals Attack” so you can root for the animals? The only thing that made _Jurassic Park 2_ tolerable for me was rooting for the dinos. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-holds-humanity-in-contempt/603748/20 "2011-11-23T18:13:04Z")
How can you hold ALL of humanity in contempt when there’s that youtube video of the 4 year old girl with her dad singing Home by Edward SHarp and the Magnetic Zeroes? Oh and Muppets! The new Muppet movie is out now, surely you don’t hate the Muppets as well? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-holds-humanity-in-contempt/603748.md?page=2)