Would you like more blowjobs?
I can’t hold any species in contempt when they’re my source of blowjobs.
Hey, I asked a question, and I demand an answer, or I’ll kill this puppy. Granted it’s a stuffed toy puppy, but it’s kinda cute and its name is Kyle.
Thank you, but I’m afraid fie isn’t quite enough. Contempt now costs fie fiddy.
What did I do wrong this time?
Fie? Fie, you say? I will not tolerate such calumny. I invite you to step outside, sir.
And when you do, kindly close the door behind you.
Is your contempt based primarily on the stupidity of humans, their complete lack of logical faculties, their willful ignorance, or a combination of the above?
How can you completely hate a race that invented bacon?
Half of humanity has boobs too. That’s gotta count for something.
Yeah, but every single one has both a mouth and an asshole…ohh and two important fingers.
Since you don’t know, you obviously aren’t worth us telling you about them.
B.Y.O.C.
Bring your own club.
Two lines from the same Hexagram (13 - Fellowship) in the I Ching;
Line 3;
He hides weapons in the thicket
He climbs the high hill in front of it
For three years he does not rise up.
Hiding weapons in the thicket. Deep distrust of other humans and keeping weapons hidden away in your mind to deal with them if you have to.
Climbing the high hill, so you can look down on others.
Line 4;
He climbs up on his wall, he cannot attack
Good Fortune.
This too is climbing up to look down on others, and walling oneself off from then.
He cannot attack because he realizes that the problem is within, which leads to good fortune.
Interestingly enough, when both lines change, the hexagram changes to 42 - Increase.
So there. Hold people in contempt, keep weapons against them, look down on them from above, and wall yourself off. This leads to increase! 