# Ask the guy who is hiding in your bushes. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2010, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-hiding-in-your-bushes/552168 "2010-08-31T18:32:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 9
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-hiding-in-your-bushes/552168/9 "2010-08-31T19:28:10Z")
> [@elfkin477](#): > > Did you notice the poison ivy under my window? I didn’t until about a hour ago. Luckily I’ve built up resistance to all forms of botanical poisons through my training in ninja school. The same training is what has allowed me to remain undetected for so long. It’s not as rare as you might think. In fact there’s seven more of us watching you right now. Don’t put that in your mouth. You don’t know where it’s been. > [@Mr.Accident](#): > > Did you see where I left my keys? I can’t seem to find them anywhere. Also, who really got the last coke out of the fridge? You left the keys in the freezer. They were in your hand when you reached in there for that peperoni hot pocket and you dropped them. The soda was taken by a drunken Lindsey Lohan. You can’t let that chick anywhere near coke. > [@Giles](#): > > I don’t think I need to ask you anything: I’ve found out all I need to know from my security cameras. > > Though I must say that watching you masturbate while you are watching me enjoying DVDs of The Thundercats creeps me out too. That was actually Bob, one of the other seven ninjas on your property currently. I’ll have a talk with him. > [@SmellMyWort](#): > > Which Thundercat? Snarf. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-hiding-in-your-bushes/552168)._