# Ask the guy who is not a Scientologist

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-not-a-scientologist/521986>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 20, 2009, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-not-a-scientologist/521986 "2009-12-20T21:32:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-not-a-scientologist/521986/41 "2009-12-23T20:49:37Z")

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> [@Captain\_Amazing](#):
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> If you’re not a Scientologist, who audits you?

**IRS** : You haven’t been paying your taxes, Mr. Monkey.  
**Monkey** : But I filed for tax exempt on religious grounds.  
**IRS** : You’re not a religion, Mr. Monkey.  
**Monkey** : EXACTLY!

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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-not-a-scientologist/521986/42 "2009-12-24T00:41:41Z")

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> [@Scuba\_Ben](#):
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> **In Soviet Russia, YOU audit Scientology.**

Well, _somebody_ ought to!

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