# Ask the guy who is SICk of motherfucking "Ask the. . ." threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 30, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-sick-of-motherfucking-ask-the-threads/151612 "2003-01-30T14:47:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-sick-of-motherfucking-ask-the-threads/151612/1 "2003-01-30T14:47:09Z")
My fury erupted with the "Ask the Dalek thread. Can we please, PLEASE, _ **PLEASE** _ put this shit to rest? “Ask the Gay Guy!” and its variants had a point. So did some of the ones that came later. But now it’s just ridiculous. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-sick-of-motherfucking-ask-the-threads/151612/2 "2003-01-30T14:50:29Z")
Oops! I meant to put this in the Pit. :smack: Moderator, can you help me out? ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-sick-of-motherfucking-ask-the-threads/151612/3 "2003-01-30T14:54:31Z")
Good save, **Lizard**. I opened this thread mentally bracing myself for the flames you were sure to receive. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-sick-of-motherfucking-ask-the-threads/151612/4 "2003-01-30T14:57:34Z")
So, how long have you known you were the guy who is sick of motherfucking “Ask the …” threads? Do your parents know? Does it pay well? Do you have any other friends who are also sick of motherfucking “Ask the …” threads? Did this help you in college, or in finding a career? What kind of pets do you have? How do you see this affecting your life, going forward from now? Was there some sort of test you took, or have you always known, or what? ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-sick-of-motherfucking-ask-the-threads/151612/5 "2003-01-30T14:59:30Z")
Do you think an “Ask the guy who hates people that put threads in the wrong forum” would be any good? ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-sick-of-motherfucking-ask-the-threads/151612/6 "2003-01-30T15:39:40Z")
I think this thread would have been better as “Ask the guy who is SICK of motherfucking”. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-sick-of-motherfucking-ask-the-threads/151612/7 "2003-01-30T15:44:10Z")
My cat’s piss smells like… nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-sick-of-motherfucking-ask-the-threads/151612/8 "2003-01-30T16:01:00Z")
The solution is quite simple. If it bugs you, **don’t read it!** And if you’re sick of “Ask the…” threads, why start one yourself? A simple “Rant” thread would have sufficed 😃 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-sick-of-motherfucking-ask-the-threads/151612/9 "2003-01-30T16:03:21Z")
My question is pretty simple: boxers or breifs? ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-sick-of-motherfucking-ask-the-threads/151612/10 "2003-01-30T16:06:54Z")
Look for my upcoming thread “Ask the guy who hates people that put threads in the wrong forum and who is sick of mother fucking and who knows the answer to the boxers of briefs question posed by Opal.” ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-sick-of-motherfucking-ask-the-threads/151612/11 "2003-01-30T16:11:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lizard \* > **My fury erupted with the "Ask the Dalek thread. Can we please, PLEASE, _PLEASE_ put this shit to rest?** EXTERMINATE! ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-sick-of-motherfucking-ask-the-threads/151612/12 "2003-01-30T16:14:44Z")
There has been enough of these threads as well, that we could now have a Ask The Guy Who Is Sick of the Rants about the Stupid Ask the \_\_\_\_\_\_ threads. But that would be just plain silly. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-sick-of-motherfucking-ask-the-threads/151612/13 "2003-01-30T16:16:56Z")
Do I look fat in this? ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-sick-of-motherfucking-ask-the-threads/151612/14 "2003-01-30T16:49:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OpalCat \* > \*\*My question is pretty simple: > > boxers or breifs? \*\* What are those? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-sick-of-motherfucking-ask-the-threads/151612/15 "2003-01-30T16:54:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \* > \*\*So, how long have you known you were the guy who is sick of motherfucking “Ask the …” threads? Do your parents know? Does it pay well? Do you have any other friends who are also sick of motherfucking “Ask the …” threads? Did this help you in college, or in finding a career? What kind of pets do you have? How do you see this affecting your life, going forward from now? Was there some sort of test you took, or have you always known, or what? \*\* I first knew I would be the guy who is sick of motherfucking "ask the. . . " threads about two hours ago. But on some level, I’ve always known. I tried to tell my parents once, but they just didn’t understand. My Mom freaked out as soon as she heard the word “motherfucking,” and step-dad just looked at me quizically and said “’‘Thread’? What the hell do you mean, ‘thread’?” I’ve read and seen things that lead me to believe that I am NOT the only guy out there who is sick of motherfucking "Ask the. . . " threads. But I haven’t seen many people like me in the flesh. it’s hard being so different. i get very lonely. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-sick-of-motherfucking-ask-the-threads/151612/16 "2003-01-30T16:57:13Z")
Lonely? Feeling out of sorts? Don’t fit in? Try _BOOZE!_ ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-sick-of-motherfucking-ask-the-threads/151612/17 "2003-01-30T19:43:04Z")
I think this is a good time to [Ask Michael Ellis](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=151514)! ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-sick-of-motherfucking-ask-the-threads/151612/18 "2003-01-31T00:12:11Z")
Good one, **Michael Ellis**. Me, I think it’s time to [ask the hamsterette](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=150932&highlight=hamsterette). 🙂 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![ILENSER](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/977dab/32.png) [@ILENSER](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ILENSER)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-sick-of-motherfucking-ask-the-threads/151612/19 "2003-01-31T01:58:40Z")
OK, but when come back bring… ---
**Author:** ![Trob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Trob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trob)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-sick-of-motherfucking-ask-the-threads/151612/20 "2003-01-31T19:09:18Z")
Maybe you are the only one sick of “Ask the \_\_\_” threads. I know lets take a poll! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-sick-of-motherfucking-ask-the-threads/151612.md?page=2)