# Ask the guy who is so sick of your shit right now **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 24, 2019, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334 "2019-01-24T15:10:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/1 "2019-01-24T15:10:57Z")
Let’s just knock this out, I don’t have all day. Man, I am SO sick of your shit right now. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/2 "2019-01-24T15:12:58Z")
Are you sick of my other bodily excretions as well? ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/3 "2019-01-24T15:15:59Z")
What’s your major malfunction? ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/4 "2019-01-24T15:40:47Z")
Yeah, well, I’ve had it up to _here_ with you. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/5 "2019-01-24T16:22:07Z")
That’s too bad, I enjoy the NARF! ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/6 "2019-01-24T16:24:14Z")
You haven’t even STARTED to see the full range of shit I’m capable of. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/7 "2019-01-24T17:24:47Z")
What do I care what you think? You’re not my real dad! ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/8 "2019-01-24T17:26:32Z")
Deja Poo…I’ve seen this shit before! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/9 "2019-01-24T17:31:35Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Man, I am SO sick of your shit right now. You keep using that phrase. I do not think it means what you think it means. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/10 "2019-01-24T17:36:04Z")
Oh, you think that was shit? Buckle up buttercup, because you have not BEGUN to see real shit! ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/11 "2019-01-24T17:39:26Z")
Oh yeah? Bring it on, tough guy. Come on. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/12 "2019-01-24T18:12:59Z")
Please don’t hit me. I’m your biggest fan. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/13 "2019-01-24T18:23:42Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > Yeah, well, I’ve had it up to _here_ with you. I really hope you’re holding your flat hand well above your head! ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/14 "2019-01-24T18:24:47Z")
I’m sorry, there was only one five pound bag left. I tried to fit it all in there. I’m sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/15 "2019-01-24T18:25:20Z")
Oh GOD! If I had my whole life to live over again, I’d NEVER have kids! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/16 "2019-01-24T18:28:09Z")
Are you sick of my shit because every time I scratch my ear I have to smell my finger, say “wow, that smells awful,” and then sniff it again or is it because I keep messing up the lyrics to songs when I sing them off key? ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/17 "2019-01-24T18:38:50Z")
We wouldn’t even be having this conversation if you would just _LISTEN_ to me once in awhile!! Mom was right about you. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/18 "2019-01-24T19:02:52Z")
So is the fecal matter in contact with the rotating blades yet? ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/19 "2019-01-24T19:12:23Z")
Are you talking to the guy who killed your father? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/20 "2019-01-24T19:16:43Z")
Oops, did I drop that? And right on your new shoes, too. My shit just never stops. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334.md?page=2)