# Ask the guy who is so sick of your shit right now **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 24, 2019, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334 "2019-01-24T15:10:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/21 "2019-01-24T19:25:55Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > Yeah, well, I’ve had it up to _here_ with you. Aw, man. You know it’s bad when _that_ poster is sick of your shit. ---
**Author:** ![Clawdio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d07c76/32.png) [@Clawdio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clawdio)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/22 "2019-01-24T19:26:18Z")
Geez man, lighten up, I’m just giving you the business. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/23 "2019-01-24T19:29:40Z")
I just don’t give a shit. You’ll have to pay for it. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/24 "2019-01-24T19:34:04Z")
I don’t give a shit. I don’t take any shit. I’m not in the shit business. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/25 "2019-01-24T19:35:19Z")
I’m all out of Fucks to Give. ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/26 "2019-01-24T19:41:30Z")
Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/27 "2019-01-24T20:33:49Z")
When I told you to eat it, I didn’t mean continually. No wonder you’re sick, Corporal Phagia. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/28 "2019-01-24T21:13:09Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > I’m all out of Fucks to Give. Behold! The lands spreading out before you are the fields in which I grow my fucks, and lo, the soil is barren. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/29 "2019-01-24T21:17:10Z")
> [@mbh](#): > > Please don’t hit me. I’m your biggest fan. > [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > So is the fecal matter in contact with the rotating blades yet? The _biggest_ rotating blades, **shitferbrains**. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/30 "2019-01-24T21:24:50Z")
Well, as **Fiddle Peghead** said in another thread, “No shirt, Shitlock.” Now get off my lawn! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/31 "2019-01-24T21:28:21Z")
Shit falls down thread. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/32 "2019-01-24T22:13:30Z")
Step over here, sonny boy, and I’ll knock the shit right outta ya. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/33 "2019-01-24T22:16:14Z")
Trigger Words! AAAAAAAH! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/34 "2019-01-24T22:52:16Z")
If you people don’t simmer down, you’re going to be in a world of shit. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/35 "2019-01-25T00:06:23Z")
YOU’RE sick of MY shit? I fart in your general direction, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/36 "2019-01-25T01:09:50Z")
Technical advisory: shit _does_ flow uphill – if there’s enough pressure. Civil engineers learn that in college. Yeah, it’s slightly off-topic. Bite me. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/37 "2019-01-25T01:13:13Z")
Now where’s that shit stirrer? Gato, oh Gato, where are you?😉 ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/38 "2019-01-25T01:18:55Z")
Look. I told you I’m sorry I didn’t replace the TP. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/39 "2019-01-25T02:25:30Z")
> [@Merneith](#): > > Look. I told you I’m sorry I didn’t replace the TP. Do not lie to us. We _know_ you were the one that put the roll on backwards. (The worst part? The holder is vertical.) ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/40 "2019-01-25T02:54:25Z")
Oh, shit. Looks like it’s ol’ Shit Fo’ Brains being clever again… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334.md?page=3)