# Ask the guy who is so sick of your shit right now **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 24, 2019, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334 "2019-01-24T15:10:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/41 "2019-01-25T03:11:56Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > The _biggest_ rotating blades, **shitferbrains**. :eek: Did you have a shit-eating grin on your face when you wrote that? ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/42 "2019-01-25T05:34:40Z")
You’re sick of \*everyone’s \*shit? Maybe the problem isn’t us, pal. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/43 "2019-01-25T05:45:30Z")
Thats shit-on-a-stick right there. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/44 "2019-01-25T05:51:30Z")
Grandpa, did you just shit your pants? [Depends](https://www.amazon.com/Depend-Incontinence-Underwear-Absorbency-Packaging/dp/B0792PDJ8H/ref=sr_1_17_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1548395415&sr=1-17-spons&keywords=depends&th=1) ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/45 "2019-01-25T06:41:52Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Thats shit-on-a-stick right there. At least it isn’t on a shingle. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/46 "2019-01-25T06:50:40Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Let’s just knock this out, I don’t have all day. > > Man, I am SO sick of your shit right now. How can you? My shit don’t stink:) ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/47 "2019-01-25T07:26:29Z")
Really? Then what _is_ that smell? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/48 "2019-01-25T12:52:26Z")
Ooooh that smell Can’t you smell that smell Ooooh that smell The smell of [del]death[/del] shit surrounds you ---
**Author:** ![PAjoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pajoe/32/58_2.png) [@PAjoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PAjoe)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/49 "2019-01-25T12:54:21Z")
I’d offer you the shit sandwich but I know you don’t like bread. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/50 "2019-01-25T13:04:04Z")
> [@Dag\_Otto](#): > > You’re sick of \*everyone’s \*shit? Maybe the problem isn’t us, pal. Shit. I do believe the thread is an invitation for those of whose shit I am sick to ask me. I never said I was sick of _everyone’s_ shit. But if the shoe stinks… ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/51 "2019-01-25T14:31:21Z")
The first two replies in the threads were questions, which you didn’t bother to answer. And I’m getting sick of that shit. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/52 "2019-01-25T15:37:43Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Let’s just knock this out, I don’t have all day. > > Man, I am SO sick of your shit right now. Howwwwww sick are yooooou? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/53 "2019-01-25T17:02:55Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Let’s just knock this out, I don’t have all day. > > Man, I am SO sick of your shit right now. So you weren’t yesterday. What changed? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/54 "2019-01-25T17:17:48Z")
The _Onion_ has a nice headline about some guy covered in his own shit because he refuses to pay his staff to bathe him. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/55 "2019-01-25T19:57:36Z")
Make sure you differentiate your shits! Horses do not digest the seeds of the grasses they eat. Therefore, anything fertilized with non-composted horseshit will grow mostly weeds. Therefore, horseshit is useless. (we all know people like that) Chickenshit is smelly and wet and nasty. Once you mess with chickenshit, it gets all over the place–especially on you. (we all know situations like that) Bullshit can be useful, but you have to wade through a lot to find the usefulness. And bullshit is everywhere. My mother taught me these useful definitions when I was a kid. ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2019, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/56 "2019-01-25T21:22:18Z")
What you need is some essential oil of rosemary. Your shit will smell so good you won’t even want to flush it! I can get you in on the bottom floor of my business and you will get rich too. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2019, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/57 "2019-01-26T04:46:44Z")
I told you, man, I _told_ you this shot was gonna turn bad! If anything I oughta be mad at _you_! Never listen. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2019, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/58 "2019-01-26T13:19:57Z")
The sixth sheikh’s sixth sheep’s sick. ---
**Author:** ![Ricc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@Ricc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ricc)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2019, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/59 "2019-01-26T15:24:48Z")
Shit fire and save the matches. ---
**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2019, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/60 "2019-01-26T16:00:26Z")
Anything you’ve got, I’ll science the shit out of it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334.md?page=4)