# Ask the guy who is so sick of your shit right now **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 24, 2019, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334 "2019-01-24T15:10:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2019, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/61 "2019-01-26T16:07:54Z")
Is there a cure for shit sickness? ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/62 "2019-01-27T19:12:56Z")
If you don’t like my shit, stay away from it. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/63 "2019-01-27T20:00:23Z")
As sick as you are of my shit, how do you feel about your own shit? Do you drop it off and quickly flush it away, or do you view it fondly, savour its ambience, even cling to it? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/64 "2019-01-27T20:04:48Z")
That shit’s nasty, right there^^^ ---
**Author:** ![sandeshpawar30](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3e96dc/32.png) [@sandeshpawar30](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandeshpawar30)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/65 "2019-01-27T21:37:56Z")
fuckin fucker fuck! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/66 "2019-01-27T21:48:36Z")
But it’s really \*great \*shit, Mrs. Presky! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GuyTanzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/48db29/32.png) [@GuyTanzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuyTanzer)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/67 "2019-01-28T01:56:07Z")
Look, I’m not taking Lomotil just because you’re in a lousy mood. ---
**Author:** ![GuyTanzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/48db29/32.png) [@GuyTanzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuyTanzer)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/68 "2019-01-28T01:57:37Z")
And of course the classic: Here I sit broken hearted paid my nickel… ---
**Author:** ![MikeF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MikeF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeF)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/69 "2019-01-29T19:48:46Z")
My first thought after reading OP was, “Does he have a smoking hot girlfriend and is this aimed at her?” . ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/70 "2019-01-29T20:50:22Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > The sixth sheikh’s sixth sheep’s sick. The sixth SICK sheikh’s sixth sheep’s sick. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/71 "2019-01-30T17:32:49Z")
Are you callin’ my shit shit? ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/72 "2019-01-30T18:27:04Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > Are you sick of my other bodily excretions as well? That’s snot what we’re talking about here. > [@Ricc](#): > > Shit fire and save the matches. Use matches & light your farts. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/73 "2019-01-30T18:42:14Z")
You know, this thread is really the product of my actually being sick of a specific 'doper’s … posts and style. So it ought rightfully have been a Pit thread. But I don’t have good luck there, and putting that level of nastiness out into the universe is really not my style (because I lack the eloquence to eviscerate someone as thoroughly as I want to, as much as it’s an ugly thing to do). But, being the narcissistic sociopath I am, I blame everyone for not running that particular 'doper off the board. And so here we are. I would out the poster in question at this time, or at least indicate whether or not they have posted in this thread, but I’m still kind of mad that nobody else seems to agree with me on that point. Thank you all for your understanding, you’re a great bunch (mostly). Passive Aggressively Yours, The guy who is so sick of all y’all’s shit. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/74 "2019-01-30T18:47:19Z")
Was it **The Great Sun Jester**? Because, I mean, that guy … ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334/75 "2019-01-30T18:49:47Z")
No, but he was a total putz. I’ve got him bound up tightly and shoved into a dark corner somewhere. Never again… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-is-so-sick-of-your-shit-right-now/828334.md?page=3)