# Ask the guy who knows everything about everything. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 25, 2010, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429 "2010-02-25T19:34:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/21 "2010-02-25T22:58:39Z")
> [@Agent\_Foxtrot](#): > > The 327 in³ didn’t come out until 1962. Can you hook me up with Marisa Tomei? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/22 "2010-02-25T23:01:28Z")
Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my angel? ---
**Author:** ![figure9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@figure9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/figure9)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/23 "2010-02-25T23:01:48Z")
Can you telepathically answer the question I am thinking about now? ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/24 "2010-02-25T23:06:54Z")
> [@Furious\_Marmot](#): > > Would I be better off in Dallas, Houston, or Pittsburgh? Pittsburgh has a better climate than Houston, but I can’t think of a place that doesn’t have a better climate than Houston, hell included. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/25 "2010-02-25T23:07:31Z")
What is the secret to commercially-viable, sustainable fusion power? ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/26 "2010-02-25T23:31:55Z")
'Sup? ---
**Author:** ![Todderbob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@Todderbob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Todderbob)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/27 "2010-02-25T23:32:44Z")
What’s the wrong answer to this question? ---
**Author:** ![Alienhand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Alienhand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alienhand)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/28 "2010-02-26T01:02:21Z")
Where did you hide the body of the poster formerly known as Argent Towers? ---
**Author:** ![Incensed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Incensed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incensed)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/29 "2010-02-26T01:13:54Z")
Who is Spain? Why is Hitler? When is right? Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down? How was trump at Munich? Ho-ho beriberi. Balls! And then there was the question that had no answer: Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear? ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/30 "2010-02-26T01:18:20Z")
Long story short…what should I do? ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/31 "2010-02-26T01:44:58Z")
What’s the difference between a duck? How _you_ doin’? In 2248 AD the Great Cake Wars will begin. What will emerge as the ultimate form of cake? ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/32 "2010-02-26T03:20:23Z")
Do you know a relative of mine, who also knows everything about everything? ARE you that relative of mine? Also, why is ‘Private Practice’ still on the air? ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/33 "2010-02-26T03:36:08Z")
Is Schrödinger’s Cat’s litter box full or empty? ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/34 "2010-02-26T03:54:28Z")
Whats that song called? You know, the one about the squeaky little guy who’s got some dealy, and the other guy who’s got the things? Then the drums come in all crazy. You know the one talking about, what’s that one called? ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/35 "2010-02-26T04:07:04Z")
What _would_ Jesus do? ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/36 "2010-02-26T06:06:34Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > What _would_ Jesus do? What would Jack Bauer do? ---
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/37 "2010-02-26T06:06:34Z")
Are you [on a horse?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE) ---
**Author:** ![Svejk\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@Svejk\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Svejk_1)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/38 "2010-02-26T06:18:43Z")
What is the capital of Assyria? (I asked **Curtis LeMay** in his thread but it turns out he didn’t know) Can God microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself would not be able to touch it? ---
**Author:** ![figure9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@figure9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/figure9)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/39 "2010-02-26T12:51:56Z")
Does it hurt to think down to our level? ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/40 "2010-02-26T12:59:10Z")
> [@tr0psn4j](#): > > What would Jack Bauer do? _“Dammit!”_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429.md?page=3)