# Ask the guy who knows everything about everything. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 25, 2010, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429 "2010-02-25T19:34:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![LiveOnAPlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@LiveOnAPlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOnAPlane)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/41 "2010-02-26T14:18:25Z")
Who was that masked man? ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/42 "2010-02-26T14:24:08Z")
Why are all these people asking MY questions? ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/43 "2010-02-26T16:12:09Z")
If your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries, then what did your uncle like to have with his tea? ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/44 "2010-02-26T16:14:53Z")
I accidentally a Coca Cola bottle, what should I do!? What is this I don’t even ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/45 "2010-02-26T16:24:29Z")
Are you going to come back to answer any questions? ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/46 "2010-02-26T16:47:10Z")
> [@Surly\_Chick](#): > > Why is it that whenever I wear a white blouse, I slop my lunch on it? Scientists won’t figure this out until 2064, but the color white actually _attracts_ food particles. The more likely the food is to stain, the greater the attraction. Newton’s universal law of gravitation states that: _F_ = _G_(_m_\_1 \* _m_\_2) / _r_^2 However, the equation will be updated as: _F_ = _G_(_m_\_1 \* _m_\_2 \* _M\_b_) / _r_^2 where M\_b is the _white-to-stainability ratio_, calculated in Mayses. [QUOTE=tr0psn4j] Where’s Waldo? [/QUOTE] Right _there._ Glad I could help. [QUOTE=Wakinyan] What the hell is going on? [/QUOTE] Listen to _It’s the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)_ by R.E.M. [QUOTE=Furious\_Marmot] Would I be better off in Dallas, Houston, or Pittsburgh? When will AT&T get around to installing UVerse in my neighborhood? [/QUOTE] Houston. You’ll get UVerse at the same time my neighborhood in Baltimore gets FiOS. :rolleyes: [QUOTE=dhkendall] ?? [/QUOTE] Thanks for asking, **dhkendall**. While I tend to prefer sashimi over sushi, I have a near insatiable love of _kurage_ (jellyfish). It tastes a lot better than you’d imagine jellyfish would! [QUOTE=Alice The Goon] Who wrote the book of love? [/QUOTE] [Kathleen McGowan](http://www.amazon.com/Book-Love-Novel-Magdalene-Line/dp/141653170X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1267202494&sr=8-1). [QUOTE=ivan astikov] If “Love” is the answer, what was the question? [/QUOTE] What was Roger Federer’s score at the conclusion of the first match, second set of the 2007 Australian Open? ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/47 "2010-02-26T18:22:56Z")
> [@Wilbo523](#): > > Who is going to win the NCAA national championship in men’s basketball this year? > [@Agent\_Foxtrot](#): > > If I tell you, will you split your winngs with me? Sure if you’ll cover half my losses if you’re wrong. ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/48 "2010-02-27T02:35:42Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > Can you hook me up with Marisa Tomei? I can tell yu the answer to that one! Best wishes, hh ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/49 "2010-02-27T02:37:40Z")
What makes you so wonderful? Best wishes, hh ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/50 "2010-02-27T02:46:23Z")
Is it true what they say? ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/51 "2010-02-27T03:03:00Z")
> [@Wilbo523](#): > > Sure if you’ll cover half my losses if you’re wrong. If he’s wrong? Come on, he said he knows everything about everything! I mean, my word, he nailed my exact question when all I said was “??” (I wanted to just say “?”, but apparently posts have to have the minimum of two characters). I’d take any betting advice he gives to heart. ---
**Author:** ![woltherxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eada6e/32.png) [@woltherxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woltherxx)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/52 "2011-05-21T19:09:02Z")
where is my computer mouse? ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/53 "2011-05-21T22:44:26Z")
> [@woltherxx](#): > > where is my computer mouse? It’s floating away in the rapture, along with the zombies. -D/a ---
**Author:** ![dee615](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5e925/32.png) [@dee615](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dee615)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/54 "2012-08-24T16:43:10Z")
OK Mr.Know-it-All, explain String Theory to me. ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/55 "2012-08-24T16:54:33Z")
> [@dee615](#): > > OK Mr.Know-it-All, explain String Theory to me. OK. Do you have a bottle of whiskey and several hours to kill? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Hamsandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4bbf92/32.png) [@Darth\_Hamsandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Hamsandwich)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/56 "2012-08-24T18:59:56Z")
Should I cut the blue or red wire? \ ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/57 "2012-08-25T01:25:28Z")
what is 14 k of g in a f p d? ---
**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/58 "2012-08-25T02:05:08Z")
Why is there something rather than nothing? ---
**Author:** ![WhyWhyWhy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whywhywhy/32/7539_2.png) [@WhyWhyWhy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyWhyWhy)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/59 "2012-08-25T07:58:01Z")
Haven’t read the entire thread but…based on the OP…there should be some kind of awards ceremony for Best Asked Question. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything-about-everything/530429/60 "2012-08-25T11:30:02Z")
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