# Ask the guy who knows everything **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 22, 2013, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything/676971 "2013-12-22T20:34:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything/676971/21 "2013-12-23T00:08:48Z")
Where can I go to get my jeans embroidered in Fullerton? ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything/676971/22 "2013-12-23T00:17:56Z")
Is yellow snow really white snow with the blue removed? ---
**Author:** ![Cerealbox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Cerealbox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerealbox)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything/676971/23 "2013-12-23T00:18:04Z")
What is the proof for goldbach’s conjecture? ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything/676971/24 "2013-12-23T00:26:14Z")
> [@carnut](#): > > Is yellow snow really white snow with the blue removed? Yes and it is safe to eat **Capt** ---
**Author:** ![CrabRangoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9e8a1a/32.png) [@CrabRangoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrabRangoon)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything/676971/25 "2013-12-23T00:32:52Z")
What is the difference between a banana? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything/676971/26 "2013-12-23T00:33:41Z")
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > Yes and it is safe to eat > > **Capt** You may notice a citrusy flavor, however. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything/676971/27 "2013-12-23T00:34:43Z")
> [@CrabRangoon](#): > > What is the difference between a banana? The inverse matrix is the color red, c’mon, he’s looking for hard questions. ---
**Author:** ![yawuntz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a5b964/32.png) [@yawuntz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yawuntz)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything/676971/28 "2013-12-23T00:40:35Z")
Nov shmoz ka pop? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything/676971/29 "2013-12-23T03:22:02Z")
Who put the bop in the bop-shuhbop-shuhbop? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything/676971/30 "2013-12-23T03:26:38Z")
Why does the Porridge Bird lay his egg in the air? ---
**Author:** ![SerafinaPekala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@SerafinaPekala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SerafinaPekala)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything/676971/31 "2013-12-23T03:44:04Z")
Ka tev iet? ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything/676971/32 "2013-12-23T11:28:20Z")
What if Schroedinger’s cat was a zombie? ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything/676971/33 "2013-12-23T11:58:54Z")
Given an NP-complete problem, what is the procedure for finding an algorithm that will solve that problem in polynomial time? ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything/676971/34 "2013-12-23T12:00:53Z")
When is the sky? Can you? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything/676971/35 "2013-12-23T18:09:01Z")
Why do fools? ---
**Author:** ![Lare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@Lare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lare)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything/676971/36 "2013-12-23T18:24:22Z")
> [@flatlined](#): > > Answer me this, why didn’t Schrodinger’s cat just scratch him up and run away instead of being stuffed in a box? He may have been dead? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything/676971/37 "2013-12-23T18:44:56Z")
What’s this stupid piece of plastic in my kitchen drawer for? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything/676971/38 "2013-12-23T19:28:48Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Why does the Porridge Bird lay his egg in the air? Psst. Post 14. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2013, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything/676971/39 "2013-12-24T20:36:20Z")
What is sky? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2013, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-knows-everything/676971/40 "2013-12-24T20:49:43Z")
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