# Ask the guy who lost a bet to the devil! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874 "2000-10-30T02:30:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/21 "2000-10-30T03:21:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montfort \* > \*\*I never listen to people, and my hubris in believing the Eagles could beat the New Jersey Giants came back to bite me in the ass. _But, I’m not letting **Anniz** penetrate it._ > \*\* Do I really want to know what you mean by that? Are we going to have another "Should I let my girlfriend use a strap-on . . . " thread? ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/22 "2000-10-30T03:23:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > **Do I really want to know what you mean by that? Are we going to have another "Should I let my girlfriend use a strap-on . . . " thread?** Don’t worry, punny, it’s just a reference to exactly what you’re referring to. Thanks for asking! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/23 "2000-10-30T03:26:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montfort \* > **I’m not letting Anniz penetrate it.** What? Your ass? :eek: (I see iampunha beat me to it. Oh well.) Montfort, expect a picture of me on the internet before the new year. Miss Tique shall be no more. What’s the difference between a duck? Kind of an inside joke, although I’ve tossed it into at least two other threads. Not very recently though. Honestly, if I got the chance to compose Satan’s sig, I wouldn’t have any idea what to put. Oh well. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/24 "2000-10-30T03:28:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > **What’s the difference between a duck?** One of its legs are both the same. Hmm . . . Anniz and Monty, sitting in a . . . wait, this is a family show. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/25 "2000-10-30T03:49:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Montfort \* > > **I’m not letting Anniz penetrate it.** > > What? Your ass? :eek: (I see iampunha beat me to it. Oh well.)\*\* Yes, my ass. (Really, you have to ask me questions for this thread to work. Stop hijacking it! :p) Thanks for uhh, asking! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/26 "2000-10-30T03:57:54Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Silver Fire_**What? Your ass? :eek: (I see iampunha beat me to it. Oh well.)** Question marks. See? That means I asked you a question, doesn’t it? (Hey look! Another question! 🙂 Okay, I’m leaving this thread now.) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/27 "2000-10-30T03:58:48Z")
**Montfort** , how much are you going to milk this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/28 "2000-10-30T04:01:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\ ***Montfort** , how much are you going to milk this thread? \*\* Until my post count reaches 1203. Thanks for asking! ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/29 "2000-10-30T04:06:32Z")
Well, monty, You were a lot of fun at the dopefest last night, so… Who? What? Why? When? Where? How? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/30 "2000-10-30T04:10:34Z")
So how many posts is that, Montfort? And, in another post, tell me this: what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/31 "2000-10-30T04:11:36Z")
What makes you feel less of a man, the fact that you lost this bet and have to post using a sig emphasizing your tiny genitalia, or the fact that you started this thread in attempt to weasel out of it as soon as possible? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Fletch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/919ad9/32.png) [@Fletch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fletch)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/32 "2000-10-30T04:12:15Z")
Montfort, if you were asked to characterize Chief Scott, Falcon and Satan as cartoon charaters, who would each be? ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/33 "2000-10-30T04:13:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by weirddave \* > \*\*Who? > What? > Why? > When? > Where? > How? > > 😃 \*\* Hey, dave, sorry about the Ravens today. ☹ Anniz. Gentlemen never tell. Fate. Sometime after 18 November. Stockholm, Sweden. Very slowly. 😃 Thanks for asking! ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/34 "2000-10-30T04:14:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > **So how many posts is that, Montfort?** About 81 or so more, for a total of 100. Thanks for asking! ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/35 "2000-10-30T04:16:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*And, in another post, tell me this: what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? \*\* African or European? Thanks for asking! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/36 "2000-10-30T04:16:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Drain Bead \* > \*\*What makes you feel less of a man, the fact that you lost this bet and have to post using a sig emphasizing your tiny genitalia, or the fact that you started this thread in attempt to weasel out of it as soon as possible? 😉 \*\* You forget that he gets to use a post to answer this . . . ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/37 "2000-10-30T04:18:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Drain Bead \* > \*\*What makes you feel less of a man, the fact that you lost this bet and have to post using a sig emphasizing your tiny genitalia, or the fact that you started this thread in attempt to weasel out of it as soon as possible? 😉 \*\* Neither, actually. The sudden chill here in the DC area has caused a bit of … shrinkage. I can’t wait until **Anniz** checks this thread in the morning. And, nah, I’m not weaseling. I’m having fun. 🙂 Thanks for asking! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/38 "2000-10-30T04:21:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montfort \* > \*\*African or European? > > Thanks for asking! \*\* 🙂 I knew you’d get the point of that! Hmm . . . I can’t decide. You decide for me, okay? ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/39 "2000-10-30T04:22:25Z")
Monty- you’re lucky. You get 100 posts, and you’re done. I gotta sport my sig from mouthbreather for two weeks. Which means his sig will drop on my Q-day. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/40 "2000-10-30T04:23:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fletch \* > \*\*Montfort, if you were asked to characterize Chief Scott, Falcon and Satan as cartoon charaters, who would each be? \*\* Hmm, good question. I’m not a big cartoon fan, except for _The Simpsons_, of course. But, ChiefScott is Shaggy, Falcon is Leela from _Futurama_, and Satan is Nelson from _The Simpsons_. Thanks for asking! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874.md?page=3)