# Ask the guy who lost a bet to the devil! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874 "2000-10-30T02:30:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/41 "2000-10-30T04:25:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Hmm . . . I can’t decide. You decide for me, okay? \*\* Nah, my copy of the _Monty Python and the Holy Grail_ DVD is currently in Sweden, and I’d know I’ll incur the wrath of the Python fans if I messed a less-obvious question up. Thanks for asking, though! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/42 "2000-10-30T05:34:37Z")
Question: What is that quality about Anniz which most attracts you to her? If there is more than one, please list separately. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/43 "2000-10-30T05:37:02Z")
Where is my lucky pair of socks? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/44 "2000-10-30T05:58:51Z")
I really don’t have a question, per se, but I’m just feeling kinda low right now. I thought that the best way to cheer me up would be to have a multiple fellating man confirm my existence by quoting me. Thanks for reading! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/45 "2000-10-30T07:05:02Z")
Montfort, [sub](Here’s one you should enjoy–don’t say I never did anything for ya)[/sub] What would Satan’s sig have been if YOU had won? Oh, and Iampunha? The man has THIS in his sig: > [@](#): > > (Montfort’s sig) > **After spending my weekend fellating every member of the NY Giants (who are far superior to the Iggles) and world champion Yankees, I can say with absolute certainty that their penises are all much larger than mine. But my mom says Satan’s is the biggest of them all!** You are a cruel, cruel, man to ask him about an (ahem) “unladen swallow”! :eek: [sub]Aside to Satan: the above was posted to memorialize Montfort’s sig for all time. Don’t say I never did anything for ya![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/46 "2000-10-30T08:59:06Z")
Hi **Montfort**! My question to you is. Since I’m going to go and take my morning shower now, I wounder if you want to join me? Maybe you can help me wasch my hair? ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/47 "2000-10-30T14:59:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > **What is that quality about Anniz which most attracts you to her?** Her understanding. Thanks for asking! ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/48 "2000-10-30T15:01:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\*Where is my lucky pair of socks? \*\* Where **are** your lucky pair of socks, you mean? I don’t know. Try looking behind the washing machine for one. The cat probably has the other. Thanks for asking! ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/49 "2000-10-30T15:03:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw23 \* > **I really don’t have a question, per se, but I’m just feeling kinda low right now. I thought that the best way to cheer me up would be to have a multiple fellating man confirm my existence by quoting me.** Requests count as questions, so there ya go. Thanks for asking! ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/50 "2000-10-30T15:04:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > **What would Satan’s sig have been if YOU had won?** Actually, **andygirl** already asked that – scroll up. Thanks for asking! ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/51 "2000-10-30T15:08:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > **Hi Montfort! > My question to you is. > Since I’m going to go and take my morning shower now, I wounder if you want to join me? > Maybe you can help me wasch my hair?** Yes, **Anniz** , I would love to join you and wash your hair. Then, you’ll be able to post about how certain parts of my unfortunate sig are untrue. 😉 (Of course, it’s all untrue, but she’ll only have first-hand knowledge of one particular aspect of it.) Thanks for asking! ---
**Author:** ![right\_said\_fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@right\_said\_fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/right_said_fred)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/52 "2000-10-30T15:25:59Z")
Since it’s sports that got you into this trouble, I’ll use sports to help get ya out. Though this question probably belongs in IMHO: Who is more evil: Jack Arute or Jim Gray? And why? * * * I’m too sexy for New York. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/53 "2000-10-30T15:26:18Z")
In the following sentence, which noun is the subject of the verb: “Where is my lucky pair of socks?” Is it the singular “pair” or the plural “socks”? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/54 "2000-10-30T15:35:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by right said fred \* > **Who is more evil: Jack Arute or Jim Gray? And why?** Jim Gray, definitely. For his tirade against Pete Rose a year or so ago. Jim Rome’s a close second, however. Thanks for asking! ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/55 "2000-10-30T15:37:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\*In the following sentence, which noun is the subject of the verb: > “Where is my lucky pair of socks?” > Is it the singular “pair” or the plural “socks”? > 🙂 \*\* Yeah, shaddup. I’m usually the grammar police, but someone in the office dared speak to me while I was padding my – err, replying to your question. Anyway, did you look behind the washing machine? Interrogate the cat? Thanks for asking! ---
**Author:** ![dcnewsman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dcnewsman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dcnewsman)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/56 "2000-10-30T15:44:29Z")
hmmm…how about a question and a slight hijack too? Will you be joining the DC Lunch Bunch on Friday at noon, meeting at the Vermont Ave./White House exit of McPherson Square? ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/57 "2000-10-30T15:47:18Z")
How could anyone confuse the Iggles with a good football team? :D: ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/58 "2000-10-30T15:48:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dcnewsman \* > \*\*hmmm…how about a question and a slight hijack too? Will you be joining the DC Lunch Bunch on Friday at noon, meeting at the Vermont Ave./White House exit of McPherson Square? \*\* As long as it’s a question for me, it’s not a hijack. But, yes, I plan to be at the DC Lunch Bunch meeting on Friday at noon. Of course, circumstances may dictate a change in my plans. Thanks for asking! ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/59 "2000-10-30T15:55:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\* How could anyone confuse the Iggles with a good football team? :D: \*\* Okay, dem’s fightin’ words. Please ask the members of these teams if the Eagles are a good team or not: Dallas, New Orleans, Atlanta, Arizona, and Chicago. You may ignore the answers given by Green Bay, New Jersey Giants, and Washington. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-lost-a-bet-to-the-devil/38874/60 "2000-10-30T18:07:40Z")
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